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One time, she found a cockroach in my schoolbag. She was upset 'cause I didn't eat my sandwiches. And then all of a sudden, this thing crawls up her wrist, and she just started screaming like a maniac and ran out of the house. That was pretty funny. Anytime you wanna tell me something special about your parents, something funny or sad or anything at all, you just tell me, and I'll keep it safe. And we can listen to it whenever we want.
M3GAN
19.8s
Hey, I'm sorry about today. I shouldn't have put you in that position if you weren't feeling up to it. It worked out, didn't it? Three, two, one, I win! Hey! Anyway, I just wanted to say that... hey, hey! M3gan, turn off. Why did you do that? M3gan, turn on. Because I'm trying to have a conversation with you. M3gan, turn off.
M3GAN
25.7s
Great job. It was my friend Jenny's birthday. M3gan's an excellent listener. This guy told them that the 13th floor was haunted. Right. and they accidentally... And she even has a few stories of her own. "If it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be, but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." "Said tweedledee." She'll never run out of ways to keep your child occupied, and she'll never run out of Patience. Cady. Seriously, flush the toilet.
M3GAN
15.9s
What in the name of ever-loving Christ is this? David, if you just give me a minute to explain... Is this why you moved your lab, Gemma? So you can keep secrets from me? No, no, no. We talked about this, David. We talked about you putting it on ice until you had a new petz model. How much did you spend on this?
M3GAN