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Heh heh heh! So, can I get you gentlemen something more to drink... or maybe something to nibble on... some pizza shooters, shrimp poppers, or extreme fajitas?

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So are you related to that singer guy? No. It's just a coincidence. Oh.

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Just a moment.

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I'm just another asshole customer. You can't just walk up to a waitress and ask her out. Besides, I'm still trying to work it out with Anne.

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Um... You know, sometimes I think that... I get thinking that she's cheating on me. Yeah. I know what you mean. Yeah.

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I'll see you guys later... if I still have a job.

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Peter, you know, you always talk about this girl.

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Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well... does anyone ever say to you... "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"? No. No, man. Shit, no, man. You'd get your ass kicked, sayin' something like that, man. Huh. We still goin' fishin' this weekend? Ah, Lumbergh's gonna have me come in on Saturday. I just know it. Well, you can get out of that easily. Yeah? How? Well... when a boss wants you to work on Saturday... he generally asks you at the end of the day, right? Yeah. So all you gotta do is avoid him... that's all right... I got it... on the last few hours on Friday... duck out early... turn off your answering machine... you should be home free, man. That's a really good idea. Fuckin' "A," man.

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Nothin', huh? I would relax. I would sit on my ass all day. I would do nothing. You don't need a million dollars to do nothin', man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit.

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So, you should ask yourself... with every decision you make... "Is this good for the company? "Am I helping with..." Is that the guy? Yeah. We're screwed. OK, then, um...

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Oh, I'm sorry, man. Look, l... l... You know, I'm talkin' outta my ass. Forget it. Don't worry. It's all right. Just... I had a rough day. Tell me about it, man. Ohh...

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Ooh, I gotta wake my ass up... at six a. m. Every day this week... drag up to Las Golindas. I'm doin' the drywall up there at the new McDonald's.

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I'd like to go ahead and welcome, uh... a new member to our team here. This is, uh...

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Yeah. Uh... Bob is a consultant.

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Bob Slydell.

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Uhh.

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Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars? I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man. That's it? If you had a million dollars... you'd do two chicks at the same time? Damn straight. I've always wanted to do that, man. I think if I were a millionaire, I could hook that up, too... 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Well, not all chicks. The type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do. Good point. What about you, now? What would you do? Besides two chicks at the same time? Well, yeah. Nothing.

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Doesn't that chick look like Anne? Yeah. A little bit. I... Hey, she hasn't been over here in a while. You two still goin' out? Yeah. I guess. L... I don't know. Sometimes I get the feeling like she's cheating on me. Yeah. I get that feeling, too, man. What do you mean by that? I don't know, man. I just get that feeling lookin' at her, like... she's the type of chick that just...

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