I don't like hills. [teacher] Start simple with x plus three times x plus two. - Now if we use FOIL, where do we start? - [Lady Bird] Julie?
Lady Bird
1.4s
[Lady Bird] I'm ready.
Lady Bird
2s
I love you too. Have a good day at work.
Lady Bird
2.3s
[dogs barking] [texting]
Lady Bird
16.6s
Darlene, can you excuse us? Darlene's staying. Why aren't you in Algebra 2? - I switched sections. - Why? Aren't Jenna and Kyle enough? [chuckles] I'm sorry that you're jealous. [chuckles] Jenna's a moron, you know. She's not. She's in AP Calculus. She's a moron in a deeper sense. You don't even know her.
Lady Bird
7.5s
Oh. [exhales]
Lady Bird
2.4s
- Nothing. - [teacher] Please. Share.
Lady Bird
1.2s
Mom.
Lady Bird
1.8s
Are we still friends?
Lady Bird
1.2s
Great.
Lady Bird
9.1s
[Lady Bird] Remember when tie-dye was an activity? Oh, I didn't make that shirt. My parents got it for me at Sea Ranch. You can read Sea Ranch if you look close.
Lady Bird
6.4s
[Kyle] What? I'm ready to have sex. Oh. Okay.
Lady Bird
3.8s
I mean, if you're still Kyle's girlfriend, then yeah, I guess I'll see you around.
Lady Bird
3.6s
Well I highly doubt that you will be able to get a job good enough to do that.
Lady Bird
30.4s
[yells] These programmers nowadays are like kids, man. I know. But that's why I think with me, you'll find something different. Yeah, but they're like babies. I hear you. It's wild. Which is why I went back to school and got my MBA at UC Davis while still working at ISC. Oh. [sputters] - Wow. That must've been a lot of work. - It was. I heard ISC's closing now though. I heard. Yes. So the assholes who fired you are now closing up shop.
Lady Bird
3.9s
[sighs] I'm not going anywhere to college, so it seemed like a good opportunity. Yeah.
Lady Bird
8.5s
You give me a number for how much it cost to raise me. And I'm going to get older and make a lot of money, and write you a check for what I owe you. So that I never have to speak to you again.
Lady Bird
11s
Sorry. I was confused. - You have like... - What? - You have some sort of like blood. - What? Oh. Shit! I get nosebleeds.
