I think he and my mom are fighting so enjoy the lunches while you can. Oh, no thanks. I'm trying to lose weight. Really?
Lady Bird
18.5s
[Danny] A reading from the book of Genesis. "The Lord took Abram outside and said, 'Look up at the sky and count the stars if you can.' Just so, he added, 'Shall your descendants be.' Abram put his faith in the Lord. Who credited to him as an act of righteousness." [all chanting]
Lady Bird
41.9s
Hey. I-I like your band. Uh, with Jonah Ruiz, - Lenfance New? - L’enfance Nue. Uh, well, I-I saw your Thanksgiving show. My name's Lady Bird. That's weird. You shake hands. Yeah. I'm friends with Jenna and she's always talking about how great your band is. So I wanted to check it out. - Yeah. Jenna's hella tight. - Yeah. Maybe I'll see you at the Deuce or something, huh? Sure. See you at the Deuce. - [door opens] - [man] Hey. I'm not paying you to flirt. [sighs] I wasn't flirting. I wish you had been. [exhales]
Lady Bird
35.4s
But I'm gonna give this thing my best shot. [light chuckle] Uh, now, usually I'm the JV football coach, but from what I can see, a play is a play. Where's Lady Bird? She's with her new best friend. She thinks she's too cool for theater. If you can pull out your-your scripts, I've assigned a number to each of your roles. And, uh, I'm gonna put the blocking up here on the board, and then if you guys can transcribe that back in your play books, that'd be great. Who's playing what part? Uh, I had Miss Patty here assign roles, since she knows you all. So, uh, call them out, Miss Patty. Okay, uh, Prospero. Danny. [Father Walther] Danny. Nice. That's role one.
Lady Bird
4.2s
Now, I know you all miss Father Leviatch, and I can tell you that the brothers do too.
Lady Bird
2.7s
I have an idea of how to get Sarah Joan back.
Lady Bird
10.2s
[students chattering] [sighs] Sarah Joan is all up in my junk. She's a cunt. Birdy, you like her. Yeah, but she's a cunt.
Lady Bird
19.1s
- What? - Uh, what was the emergency? - [Jenna] Oh, my great aunt died. - I'm so sorry. She kinda did it to herself. Yeah. I don't know why you'd do that if you're already so old. Ladies. Skirts. I'm going to write you a citation, Miss Walton. No more short skirts.
Lady Bird
17.9s
- Weird. - [Sister Sarah Joan] Ladies. We have a decision to make. Prom themes. Top options so far, cities of the world, eternal flame, and movies. [students chattering] - Oh, where is Father Leviatch? - [whistle blowing] All right, let's have everyone take a knee. Huh? - [male student] What? - Cozy sit.
Lady Bird
13.2s
That's where our starter house was. Which street? Um, 44th. It's the three-story blue one with the white shutters and the American flag in the front. Yeah. I know that one. Do you want to go over there right now and eat?
I live in Granite Bay, otherwise I'd say let's go there.
Lady Bird
1.9s
What do you want us to do? She's drunk.
Lady Bird
1.2s
Wait. Where do you live?
Lady Bird
2.8s
Oh, um, The 40s.
Lady Bird
1.3s
Give me a number.
Lady Bird
1m2s
I said, "Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's morally wrong." You think dead children aren't morally wrong? No. I'm just saying that if you took up close pictures of my vagina while I was on my period, it would be disturbing, but it doesn't make it wrong. Excuse me? Listen. If your mother had had the abortion, we wouldn't have to sit through this stupid assembly. [students gasps, chuckle] [students whispering indistinctly] [Marion] Suspended? How does this happen? Everything we do is for you. Everything. Do you think I like driving that car around? - No. - Do you? - No. - Do you think I like working double shifts at the psych hospital? - No. - You needed to go to the Catholic school because your brother saw somebody knifed in front of him at the public school. Is that what you want? Larry, what are you doing on the computer? - Nothing. - You think your dad and I don't know how ashamed that you are of us? Your dad knows. Your dad knows why you ask him to drop you off a block away from school every day. - Dad, I didn't mean to. - You made him feel horrible! - Horrible! You know that? - [Lady Bird] I'm sorry.