(BIRD SQUAWKING IN DISTANCE) ("BUMP & GRIND" BY VATO GONZALEZ PLAYING) ♪ Drop ♪ Yo, wha, bump and grind ♪ This one girl make you bump and grind ♪ ♪ Move to the left, girl, move to the right... ♪ Sir? Sir! I just got off the phone to P in London. He's found out who the owner of that yacht is. Jason Volta! The world's most powerful Internet billionaire, sir. And he's in London right now. The prime minister is personally negotiating a trade deal with him.
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(HONKING STOPS, TRAFFIC WHOOSHING) (CHUCKLES): Oh, crikey. So, what was it you wanted to talk to me about? You, Jason. (MOUTHS) I want to talk about you.
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ENGLISH: Tea?
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(BELL CLANGING)
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Merci. Merci beaucou-pah. Cheers. I'm not sure I've ever met a man quite like you, Basil. Let me clear up the uncertainty for you. You haven't. (SLURPING)
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(WOMAN SCREAMS) (INDISTINCT CHATTER) And what about you... - Basil? - Oh, I'm just here on business. Although it's rapidly turning into pleasure. (CHUCKLES) Hmm.
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Ooh. (SOFTLY): Mm, thank you.
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- English. - (WRY CHUCKLE) You'll leave immediately. My people will give you the full briefing en route. Oh, is there anything you need? Yes. Nerve gas nasal spray, a type four exoskeleton... you should probably start a list... and a garroting watch, with a rubber strap, not the steel bracelet, 'cause the links get caught in the little hairs on my wrist. Oh, and I'll also need a Bough. What's a Bough? - (DOOR OPENS) - Sir! (CHUCKLES) Wonderful to see you! Yes, all right, Bough. We're going on a mission, not a honeymoon. Yes, of course, sir. Ah. I think it's the pin of your buckle, sir, it's caught - on my jumper. - Yes, I can see what's wrong, Bough. - BOUGH: Yeah. - If you go to your left, and I'll go to my right... I'm sorry, no. If you go to your right, and I'll go to my left.
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(BEEPING) P: Good morning, sir. I have your Agent Activation pack here. Department issue smartphone. 580-megapixel camera, 4.7-inch retina HD display. (CHUCKLES) Ingenious. And what does it shoot? Poison darts? It... doesn't shoot anything. It's a phone. There's a Twitter handle, Instagram feed, and secure login for the department Uber account. What's he on about, Bough? I need a weapon, not a box of gobbledygook. I think, uh, wh-what Agent English is getting at, sir, is all this is highly trackable. But since we're dealing with a very sophisticated digital target, we might be less visible if we took a more analog, low-tech approach.
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(SIGHS)
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(TIRES SQUEALING)
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Teas on the left, gentlemen, and coffees on the right. - AGENT 7: Excellent. - AGENT 5: Oh, damn it. I forgot my pills. - (GRUNTING) - AGENT 7: Here, have some of mine. AGENT 7: Scotch whiskey single malt? AGENT 5: Thank you very much. AGENT 7: Coffee. Ooh. Here, let me help you with that.
W... Um... Uh, I-I... I won't tell if you won't. Right you are. (ELECTRONIC CHIME) XANDER: Bypassing security. Security bypassed. Oh, that's terrific. Someone is hacking you. Oh, I don't think so, no. Denied service attack. Yeah. Primitive but effective. You know what we could try? Rerouting all service requests to our server farm in Nevada. Um... I... - (ELECTRONIC CHIME) - XANDER: Rerouting, Jason. Rerouting complete.