Yeah, 'cause I don't really have any questions. - No. - Other than... When did you get married? When did you get divorced? What's his name? How tall is he? Did you love him? I guess I have a couple questions. Uh-huh.
The Big Sick
1.9s
And those are just the people you like.
The Big Sick
3.9s
I go off alone to find the cat. [ Audience laughing ]
The Big Sick
2.9s
Uh, me. What about me? Oh, you know what?
The Big Sick
6s
Gets really itchy. I've tried. - It's all patchy. - Oh, is it itchy? - I know I sound like a baby. - Well, try being a man and conditioning like I do.
The Big Sick
22.8s
There's another type of marriage. It's called love marriage, and that's bad. My cousin Rehan married an Irish woman, and he was kicked out of the family. Nobody is allowed to talk to him. Why didn't you tell me any of this? Because I didn't think you'd fucking understand, and I was fucking right. You don't think that I could fathom your life in any fucking way? Oh, you think you could understand me? I'm fighting a 1,400-year-old culture. You were ugly in high school. There's a big fucking difference.
The Big Sick
2.4s
Anyway, he's a great guy.
The Big Sick
1.4s
Oh, my God, I'm so stupid.
The Big Sick
1.5s
[ Emily sighs ]
The Big Sick
1.2s
No.
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6.2s
Can you make his belly disappear? - Oh. - Come on. I'm too happy with my belly. Does anyone have a dollar?
The Big Sick
5.4s
All right. Andrew Jackson. Don't you think he would look cool with a pair of sunglasses?
The Big Sick
3s
- Okay. Mmm. - AZMAT: Okay.
The Big Sick
1.4s
I don't know.
The Big Sick
14.7s
Some very interesting premises in your set tonight. - Oh, thanks. - Yeah. I just wanted you to know. I'm about to take off. But you made it to the finals for the Montreal showcase. Oh, my God. Thank you. - You, too, Mary. - Oh! - Okay. - Okay.
The Big Sick
5s
I'm never gonna be one of the last guys alive. I'm gonna be the first guy to die.
The Big Sick
3.5s
[ "Eye Of Danger" by Michigan and Smiley playing ]
