Like, you felt one way a few weeks ago, and now you're saying you feel the total opposite way, and the only thing that's changed is that I was in a coma. Honestly, I-- I-- I look at all of this, and I just think, you know, I just can't do it again.
The Big Sick
16s
So... these are the tickets from when your parents came to see me perform, and, uh, I-- I realized how great they are, and how great you are, and how great honesty is.
The Big Sick
5.2s
Toast is a really strange food. What-- What did you just say? You put bread, and you make it... TERRY: It was nothing. Come on.
The Big Sick
1.5s
It feels a little stupid.
The Big Sick
3.7s
I admit, this one is designed to stir up some controversy.
The Big Sick
8.9s
I figured that was what was gonna happen. I have a solution. So, "Hi, how are you?" That's just a real basic one. You know.
The Big Sick
6.9s
"Kumail, how did you become so much more handsome "than your brother NAVEED?" Bullshit. [ Bangs table ]
The Big Sick
2s
Okay, you're giving me the silent treatment.
The Big Sick
14.5s
Since I'm a member of the family, it would stand to reason that I would get a vote in whether or not I get kicked out, and that vote would have to be unanimous, standard parliamentary procedure. So, all those in favor of not kicking Kumail out of the family, raise your hand.
The Big Sick
1.9s
So, you guys can just talk to me.
The Big Sick
1s
Oh.
The Big Sick
3.2s
Dad. Fatima. Bhai. Kya haal hai?
The Big Sick
1.6s
Oh, there's no plate.
The Big Sick
1s
Ma.
The Big Sick
1.7s
[ Kumail sighs ]
The Big Sick
1.3s
Sorry.
The Big Sick
9.1s
"Pass the salt." Practical. [ Kumail chuckles ] "Always with the comedy." Mom, made that one specially for you.