Oh, my God, the two-day rule. No, that had nothing to do with it. Seriously. Red flag after red flag.
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Oh, my God, I'm so stupid.
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You ducking my parents.
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May I speak with you for a second?
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[ Machine beeping rapidly]
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- Uncle. - [ Emily laughs ] [ Doorbell rings ] SHARMEEN: Oh, let me see who is that.
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No, he did not tell me that. - Do you really? - Oh, it's really nothing. It's just something I'm fiddling around with. How is a one-man show different from stand-up? - It's really not. - I guess it's because there's lots of, like, wigs and costume changes. And there's a lot of acting in it. MARY: Mmm. And then, like, at the end of it, you've got this very awkward conversation where you go, "I really liked it."
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CJ: Emily, so has Kumail told you that in addition to being an Uber driver, he also has a one-man show?
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But I thought you really liked it. I really liked it.
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I'm 12 years old, and this...
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A googly is when a... [ Whispers ] I have to leave as soon as the show's over. - I can't stay. Okay. - Okay. So, if you get a silly mid-on fielder, you know you're getting a yorker soon. [ Chuckles ]
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So, to review, Pakistan's biggest exports - are cotton and... - AUDIENCE: Concrete.
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That's the weight of Pakistan's history. Pakistan was formed when it separated from its biggest rival, India, on August 14th, 1947.
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No, actually, um, I just, I really need to, um, get a cup of coffee. I can make you coffee.