We come here, but we pretend like we're still back there.
The Big Sick
3s
But the r-- the rules don't make sense to me.
The Big Sick
2s
Because I am in love with someone.
The Big Sick
2.1s
I call this my bag of devotion.
The Big Sick
5.1s
So I've been collecting some things, uh, that are important to me, and I wanted to show them to you.
The Big Sick
3.2s
Hey, could we talk for a second? EMILY: Sure.
The Big Sick
3s
- I heard pimpin' ain't easy. - Right.
The Big Sick
4.1s
Hi. I like your cane.
The Big Sick
15.8s
Like, you felt one way a few weeks ago, and now you're saying you feel the total opposite way, and the only thing that's changed is that I was in a coma. Honestly, I-- I-- I look at all of this, and I just think, you know, I just can't do it again.
The Big Sick
16s
So... these are the tickets from when your parents came to see me perform, and, uh, I-- I realized how great they are, and how great you are, and how great honesty is.
The Big Sick
5.2s
Toast is a really strange food. What-- What did you just say? You put bread, and you make it... TERRY: It was nothing. Come on.
The Big Sick
1.5s
It feels a little stupid.
The Big Sick
3.7s
I admit, this one is designed to stir up some controversy.
The Big Sick
8.9s
I figured that was what was gonna happen. I have a solution. So, "Hi, how are you?" That's just a real basic one. You know.
The Big Sick
6.9s
"Kumail, how did you become so much more handsome "than your brother NAVEED?" Bullshit. [ Bangs table ]
The Big Sick
2s
Okay, you're giving me the silent treatment.
The Big Sick
14.5s
Since I'm a member of the family, it would stand to reason that I would get a vote in whether or not I get kicked out, and that vote would have to be unanimous, standard parliamentary procedure. So, all those in favor of not kicking Kumail out of the family, raise your hand.
