What's my stance on 9/11? Oh, um... Anti. It was a tragedy. I mean, we lost 19 of our best guys. Huh? That was a joke. Obviously. 9/11 was a terrible tragedy, and it's not funny to joke about it. - [ PA beeps ] - MAN: Mr. and Mrs. Gardner, please report to the ICU.
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Mr. and Mrs. Gardner... - All right. Come on. - To the ICU. Thank you. Hey, can I come? - No. - Yeah.
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No, I gave her that one. Hey, do you have that little notebook from the doctor's?
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- I'm gonna do some research. - Oh, hey. That's the book I gave her.
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BETH: Look at the inscription. TERRY: No. No, that's stupid.
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Okay. But I'm bringing my iPad. Ah, it's sold out.
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Yeah.
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Oh, wow. Hey. I should... I should... Run on out. Wow, that's cool. I haven't been to a comedy club since... Oh, boy. Since the '80s, right? Rita Rudner over at Caroline's. - Remember that, hon? - Christ. I... A pleural effusion of the empyema. Maybe we should go, huh? Maybe we should go to Kumail's show. What do you think? - Wouldn't that be fun? - Oh, my God!
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I'm actually, uh... I'm actually gigging tonight, which is, like, an industry word we use for when we do, like, shows and stuff, so... - Really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a big Montreal Comedy Festival audition coming up, and, um... I'm actually headlining tonight, so, yeah.
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There you go. Three games right there. Jimmy was a real guy? Yeah, well, I mean, there was no particular Jimmy. You know, whoever got hit with the chalk, - he was the Jimmy. - [ The X-Files theme playing ] Uh...
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- These... pictures are horrible. - Okay, listen. Why don't we go to the comedy club with him? And this... It'll take our mind off of things right now. I don't want to take my mind off it, Terry.
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Our daughter's having surgery tomorrow. Please. - That's a fair point. - Please, please listen. I need the distraction.
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- I play video games. - That's the thing. Everybody now needs, like, you know, a Nintendo. A game thing. The thing. Electronics. $1,000.
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I'm just trying to figure out, you know, what to do. Yeah. I... Tonight's no good for me. I'd love to, but, um...
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I don't play board games. I play, like...
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- Throw the chalk at Jimmy. - [ Chuckles ]
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When I was a kid, piece of chalk and a pavement, and that's your entertainment. Hopscotch. Tic-tac-toe.
