And we would go to the mosque and hear graphic details of religious people being killed 1,400 years ago. I mean, like, Tarantino-esque details. - [ Scattered laughter ] - And everyone would be crying, like, competing to see who could cry the hardest. And I could never cry. And I was like, what is wrong with me? Am I broken? The only time I've cried that much is during the first 15 minutes of Up.
The Big Sick
2.2s
Is there someone that you're not lying to?
The Big Sick
1.3s
Now, come on.
The Big Sick
3.7s
Or was it Greg? You know, I can never tell with those names.
The Big Sick
11.2s
[ Laughs ] - [ Groans ] - Yeah. - It wasn't great. - No... No. I'll be honest with you, it wasn't great. No. I know. But there was a lot I liked. Like a-- like a lot I liked.
The Big Sick
8s
You should get it looked at. Do you want ice? - I don't need anything. - I can get you a bag of ice. Look, I'm walking on it. I'm totally fine. - I can carry you. - Kumail, seriously, stop. I can carry you the rest of the day. Stop.
The Big Sick
8.9s
I figured that was what was gonna happen. I have a solution. So, "Hi, how are you?" That's just a real basic one. You know.
The Big Sick
1.9s
As advertised.
The Big Sick
6.2s
Well, you'll come to Mary's party Friday night, right? And then we'll probably spend the night, so I won't be able to see you till Monday, so...
The Big Sick
2.2s
You said you were gonna say something to me.
The Big Sick
12.5s
Have they asked about me? - What do they think? - Oh, um... Do they... Do they want to meet me? My parents want to meet you. Of course, of course. They're dying to meet you. - Ow. Oh, my God. - Whoa, you okay? - Yep. - What happened?
The Big Sick
4.2s
Um, his name was-- is Ryan.
The Big Sick
11.8s
Everyone I knew was getting married super young, so we did, and, um, one day I was at a restaurant, and I saw this couple making out.
The Big Sick
1s
What?
The Big Sick
2.4s
You know how we have arranged marriage in my culture?
The Big Sick
4.7s
And then another part of my brain was like, "No, that's not okay. This is your life."
The Big Sick
5.2s
Stickers and stamps. Aren't you a therapist? Aren't you supposed to be good - at handling this kind of... - Where are my fucking shoes?
