- Who, Jan Brady? - No, man. Fuck you. I'm talking about the one who went to get me a drink. The State Fair Butter Princess. That's the one. I don't know. Are you sure she's- Listen, I grew up in a town like this, okay? There's always that girl. They love to show it off, but they do not give it up. You told us you were from Brooklyn. My point is, this girl is definitely a virgin, okay? - I know girls like that. I've dated chicks� - I don't know. Well, we didn't drive all the way out here for nothing, so� Fine. Okay? You know, I'm notjust your bassist. I'm a person with feelings who happens to play the bass- - Excuse me. - I'd like a little respect around here. Look, I didn't know you had feelings. Hey. Hey. That's my best friend that you're talking about. And you're right. She is a virgin. And that beats sleeping with creeps like you.
Jennifer's Body
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Aw, shit.
Jennifer's Body
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Are you, uh� you're gonna cuff me? Don't do that. Okay? Not here. Hey, that's the band. Mmm. You can totally tell they're from the city. Yeah, 'cause they're wearing eyeliner. They look like a bunch of faygos. Well, you would think that, Roman, because you're a small-time Gomer. I wish we had more guys like that in Devil's Kettle. All stylish and shit.
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Anyway, I don't really remember what happened after that. I just know that I woke up and I found my way back to you.
Jennifer's Body
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Are you lost?
Jennifer's Body
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"Wear something cute" meant something very specific in Jennifer-speak. It meant I couldn't look like a total zero, but I couldn't upstage her either. I could expose my stomach, but never my cleavage. Tits were her trademark.
Jennifer's Body
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Jennifer's here. How do you know? Needy! Quit tampooning yourself and get down here. That's fucking weird. Better hurry before she gets annoyed. You always do whatJennifer tells you to do. No, I don't. It's just that I like the same things that she likes. We have stuff in common. That's why we're biffs. You guys don't have anything in common. Yeah. Okay, Chip.
Jennifer's Body
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What time is the show? I'll pick you up at 8:30. My mom has a date with that guy who owns the ham store. He seems nice. Wear something cute, okay? Okay.
Jennifer's Body
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We can play Mommy and Daddy.
Jennifer's Body
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Am I hurting you? Am I too big?
Jennifer's Body
10.3s
What? Are you scared? I thought boys like you were really into vermin and death and shit. Here you go.
Jennifer's Body
8.1s
Do you even know my last name? Silly. I've been sending you signals all year.
Jennifer's Body
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Couldn't you tell? You give me such a wettie.
Jennifer's Body
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No, baby. This is our house, just for you and me.
Jennifer's Body
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Hi. Hi. Uh� we just wanted to meet you or something. I'm Jennifer Check, and this is my friend. Hi. I'm Nikolai. This is, uh� These guys are my band. Low Shoulder. Yeah, we've heard� I've heard about you. You play your instruments really super good. Thank you. We are professionals. Hey. Sorry. Could I ask you a question? Um, why would you wanna play all the way out here in Devil's Kettle? You live in the city, right? Yeah. But, you know, I think it's really important sometimes to try and connect with our fans... in the shitty areas too.
Jennifer's Body
2.2s
Nice hardware, ace.
Jennifer's Body
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Sandbox love never dies. d Dance, dance, dance, dance d d You are the girl d d That I've been dreaming ofd You're totally lesbi-gay. What? She's my best friend. d Ever since I was a little girl d d One d d I'm biting my tongue d d Two d d He's kissing on you dd Hey, Monistat. What's up, Vagisil? You and me are going out tonight. Uh, tonight. Why? Because Low Shoulder are playing at Melody Lane. They're this indie rock band from the city. I saw their MySpace page, and the lead singer's extra salty. Plus, there'll be lots of other salty morsels there for you.
Jennifer's Body
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Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt. It's a rock show. This is my rock look. Well, I can see, like, your womb, so� I've never even heard of Low Shoulder. Which one is Jennifer stalking? The lead singer. Girls like her don't go out with drummers. - Thanks a lot. - No offense. She'd probably make an exception ifyou were, like, a drummer who's also the lead singer. - Like Phil Collins. - Who's Phil Collins?