No, I'm sorry! I thought I'd built a better case. It's just... The reality is you have a really shitty lawyer. Hey, come on. Nobody's blaming you for this. You did everything you could. (SIGHS) I... I'm sitting here and I... I can't believe it's official.
Ted 2
10.2s
So what? Well, Ted is suing for his civil rights. If he loses, the state will officially declare him a non-entity with no rights under the law.
Ted 2
5.5s
And when the next conflict comes along, we're once again blind to it as it's happening.
Ted 2
5.6s
If they choose to investigate the issue, it may leave you quite vulnerable.
Ted 2
4.4s
No, I'm... I'm nervous because of one simple word.
Ted 2
2.2s
So you don't see him as your property.
Ted 2
3.6s
"Well, this is different," we say, but it isn't.
Ted 2
2s
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted 2
1.2s
Please be seated.
Ted 2
25.1s
I won't be able to perform the implantation procedure. Wait, what? Why not? Tami-Lynn, according to your test results, you're no longer fertile. What? Wait, Doc, are you sure about that? I mean, maybe you should check again or something, you know? I'm quite sure. Tami-Lynn, because of your history of excessive drug use your ovarian canal has been somewhat compromised. What are you talking about? It looks fine. Yeah.
Ted 2
10.7s
You do? Yeah. A baby? Like really? Yeah. See, I think, if we got a kid to love, it'll teach us how to love each other again.
Ted 2
5.8s
He just reminds me of when I was a kid. Yeah, that's great. $40. Okay.
Ted 2
3.7s
What if I gave you a hand job outside your pants while you ate an ice cream?
