That's all I want for him. Oh! It smells like somebody's got a poopy diaper. Teddy, it's your turn to change him.
Ted 2
3.7s
Oh, my God! Holy shit! Who did that?
Ted 2
1.5s
Fresh cakes.
Ted 2
1.3s
Crazy son of a bitch!
Ted 2
1.2s
(WHOOPING)
Ted 2
3.8s
You piece of shit. Killing him at Fenway Park wasn't enough for you, huh?
Ted 2
27.9s
MEN: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Watch it. Jesus! Watch where you're going! It's a crosswalk, jackass! We have the right of way! Yeah. BOTH: Whoa! Hey, what the hell you doing walking around dressed like Star Wars? It's Comic Con, you idiot! We're going to the Javits Center. You're the idiots, because you three guys would never be walking together! Yeah, you're his boss and you two guys are enemies! Yeah, bite me, Captain Kirk! VVhoa.VVhoa.VVhoa. Hey! Come on. That's Star Trek! Yeah, that's two different franchises. Yeah, sorry, guys. She doesn't know. Nah, it's okay. I'm sorry you have to deal with that.
Ted 2
3.4s
Hey, Johnny, how about a beer, huh? Yeah, that's a good idea.
Ted 2
1.8s
This is a nightmare.
Ted 2
4.7s
Teddy, come on, dude! No, I'm just saying. You look like you're hitting it off, you know?
Ted 2
1.6s
No words.
Ted 2
1.4s
What's your name?
Ted 2
3.4s
Really? You'd... You'd do that for me?
Ted 2
2.9s
JUDGE: Thank you, Mr. Wild, for your opening statement.
Ted 2
1.7s
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
Ted 2
8.4s
Yeah, that's actually why I'm calling. (BOTH GRUNTING) Yeah, I was wondering if, um, maybe you would consider helping us try to overturn the verdict.
Ted 2
1.9s
Have you seen this?
Ted 2
7.7s
Man, we got a lot of pot in this car. I wish we could smoke it. Oh, we're gonna smoke it, all right, but just stuff it under the seat for now. We don't wanna go to jail. Yeah, that's a good idea.
