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This is perfect. We're gonna get to the city before 10:00.

Ted 2

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Yeah. Hey, that's the name of the South Korean president. (LAUGHS) Right?

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That weed is really good. It reminds me of the strain I smoked last summer called "Here Comes Autism."

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Heisthetop civil rights attorney in America. Wait. Is he the one who got that female midget into the Marines? Yeah. Yeah, that had a sad ending though, you remember? She was at a Veterans Day parade, and somebody handed her a bunch of balloons and... (WHOOSHES) Gone! It was very sad. Very sad for the family. You know what? If anyone oan get this verdict overturned, it's him. He's not cheap, but we've become such a high profile case, lfeelhke he might take it pro bono. He's a sucker for media.

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That's him.

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Aw, buddy, I love you for that. Thanks, Ted. That means a lot.

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TED: Oh! Fuck me! TAMI-LYNN: What's the matter? TED: That can't be normal. He's got to be sick. TAMI-LYNN: He's not sick, it's just baby doody. JOHN: Yeah, that's what babies do, Teddy. TED". Oh, you don't think this diaper's gross? JOHN: No. TED: All right. Here, catch. (DIAPER SQUISHING) JOHN: Oh, Teddy, What the fuck? fiSCREANhNG) (TED LAUGHING) Holy shit! Oh, you motherfucker! (CAMERA CLICKING) TED: Hashtag "Shit happens."

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Ms. Jackson? Mr. Meighan will see you now. Oh, okay. Thank you.

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(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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Oh. Johnny, you kidding me, man? You were the first person I wanted to go to.

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Teddy.

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Look, I don't know what kind of mojo was in that wish you made when you were a child, but this bear is alive.

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(CROWD MURMUR)

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And I don't think I ought to be treated any different.

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Yes, we have, Your Honor. (CLEARS THROAT)

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Mr. Kidder, you were an employee at Hasbro from 1976 to 1998. Is that correct? Yes, I supervised the stuffing of the teddy bears.

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Seems pretty human to me.

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He's my best friend.

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This is perfect. We're gonna get to the city before 10:00.

Yeah. Hey, that's the name of the South Korean president. (LAUGHS) Right?

That weed is really good. It reminds me of the strain I smoked last summer called "Here Comes Autism."

That's him.

Aw, buddy, I love you for that. Thanks, Ted. That means a lot.

Ms. Jackson? Mr. Meighan will see you now. Oh, okay. Thank you.

(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh. Johnny, you kidding me, man? You were the first person I wanted to go to.

Teddy.

Look, I don't know what kind of mojo was in that wish you made when you were a child, but this bear is alive.

(CROWD MURMUR)

And I don't think I ought to be treated any different.

Yes, we have, Your Honor. (CLEARS THROAT)

Mr. Kidder, you were an employee at Hasbro from 1976 to 1998. Is that correct? Yes, I supervised the stuffing of the teddy bears.

Seems pretty human to me.

He's my best friend.