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"Demoni"� "Demonic transference. " It's something that happens when you try to sacrifice a virgin to Satan... without using an actual virgin. The guys in the band tried to sacrifice her in the woods. But what they didn't know is that she hasn't been a virgin since junior high. It all makes sense now. Read this. "If the human sacrifice is impure, the result may still be attained, "but the demon will forever reside in the soul ofthe victim. She must forever feed on flesh to sustain the demon. " - Okay. - She's eating boys! They, like, make her really pretty and glowy... and her hair looks amazing. And then when she's hungry, she's weak and cranky and ugly. I mean, like, ugly for her. Don't you get it? The dance. It'll be like an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Jennifer's Body
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Chip, I can't go to the dance with you. What? Why? Look, just trust me. You shouldn't go at all. What are you talking about? Not here. What's going on? You're breaking up with me? Please, Chip! I just need to show you something. Is this aboutJennifer? Yes! But I promise you this is the last thing� Needy, I care about you. A lot. As a person, not just some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night. And I'm scared ofwhat's happening to you. You're acting really fucked up. Please just let me show you.
Jennifer's Body
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She can fly? She's just hovering. It's not that impressive. God, do you have to undermine everything that I do? You are such a player-hater. You're a jerk. Wow. Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs? You know what? You were never a good friend. Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys... and pour lemonade on my bed. And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent. Why do you need him? Huh? You could have anybody that you want, Jennifer. So... why Chip? Is itjust to tick me off? Or is it because you're just really insecure? I'm� I am not insecure, Needy. God, that's a joke. How could I ever be insecure? I was the Snowflake Queen. Yeah. Two years ago, when you were socially relevant. I am still socially relevant. And when you didn't need laxatives to stay skinny. I am going... to eat your soul... and shit it out, Lesnicki! - Thought you only murdered boys. - I go both ways.
Jennifer's Body