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According to a long-standing statute unique to Uni Prefecture, in the event of the death, disappearance, or felony-prosecution of the chosen candidate on, while, during, or concurrent with the Re-Election-Night ceremony, all powers and authorities vested in his or her designated office transfer forthwith to his or her next-of-kin and/or appointed heir. In other words, Atari Kobayashi is the new mayor of Megasaki City!
Isle of Dogs
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This small minority of dog-lovers has been sent by overseas special-interest groups to agitate disorder and incite anarchy. I hereby cancel and nullify Foreign-exchange student Walker's senior high school study-visa. She will be expelled from class, stripped of her course-credits, and formally deported on the next direct-flight - back to Cincinnati, Ohio. - Oh. Hmm.
Isle of Dogs
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Puppy Snaps. I heard they don't even make them anymore. You heard the rumor, right? About Kobayashi Pharmaceutical. - I never heard it. - What rumor? They invented Dog-Flu. - No. - Of course. That makes sense. Where do you get all these rumors? I mean, who tells them to you? I don't know. Anybody. Dogs talk, and I listen. Always have. I, uh, love gossip. Spots!
Isle of Dogs