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It's like this itchy, rashy burning sensation. And it hurts when I-- - Dance? - When I pee.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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We need to talk.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

13.2s

It's time to excise that cancerous lump. Forget him. Let's crap in the chapter room and make the pledges clean it up. - It'll be fun. - I wish I could, Gordo. I got dinner at Gwen's parents' house. Sounds special. Is Wilder gonna be there?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Where did you find that? - In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but this damn thing won't light. That's no bong! It's for my schlong!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

2.2s

Oh, yes.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I want to apologize for what Richard did the other night. It was a really immature stunt. Yeah, I know... but sometimes guys can do some pretty childish things.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Why do I always fail? - You put too much pressure on yourself. Don't worry about the money. I'll figure something out. More importantly... when the time is right... it'll happen. You'll find the one.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I need to see the grade transcripts for Van Wilder, please. I don't think so. Student transcripts are confidential. Sorry.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Your father wants to get us a place in Forest Grove as an engagement present. - My parents know about this? - Yeah, I told everyone.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

9.8s

I can't hold on There's no easy way Hey, Van, can I borrow-- My God, what happened to you?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

2.6s

I'm old enough to be jealous of that Gwen girl.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Sounds to me like your rectal itch was getting a late-night booty scratch. First, my bitch turns down my proposal. Then she runs into that loser's arms. Now I don't even know where my bitch is. Wilder's got some big blowout tonight. Maybe your bitch is gonna be there. You do not call her that, gonad! Hey, guys. Just giving you all the 411 . I'm a counselor for the Further Leaders of America's overnighter. The bus doesn't leave for a few hours. Is there anything I can do before I go? Anything at all?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

6.5s

Definitely be out of the question unless they all agreed with us... and we talked it over.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

7.6s

She was getting awfully chummy with the rectal itch. Son of a bitch. Disappear! Yes, superior leader, sir.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

5s

No one even knows we're here. Au contraire, mon fr�res. Girls!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- I love you, man. - No, man. I love you.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

2.1s

Oh, my God. Feel it!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

10s

You see, Timmy, you can't let this lead you all the time. Sometimes you've gotta heed this. I think you've got a lot of heart in there, mister, don't you?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's like this itchy, rashy burning sensation. And it hurts when I-- - Dance? - When I pee.

We need to talk.

It's time to excise that cancerous lump. Forget him. Let's crap in the chapter room and make the pledges clean it up. - It'll be fun. - I wish I could, Gordo. I got dinner at Gwen's parents' house. Sounds special. Is Wilder gonna be there?

- Where did you find that? - In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but this damn thing won't light. That's no bong! It's for my schlong!

Oh, yes.

I want to apologize for what Richard did the other night. It was a really immature stunt. Yeah, I know... but sometimes guys can do some pretty childish things.

- Why do I always fail? - You put too much pressure on yourself. Don't worry about the money. I'll figure something out. More importantly... when the time is right... it'll happen. You'll find the one.

I need to see the grade transcripts for Van Wilder, please. I don't think so. Student transcripts are confidential. Sorry.

Your father wants to get us a place in Forest Grove as an engagement present. - My parents know about this? - Yeah, I told everyone.

I can't hold on There's no easy way Hey, Van, can I borrow-- My God, what happened to you?

I'm old enough to be jealous of that Gwen girl.

Definitely be out of the question unless they all agreed with us... and we talked it over.

She was getting awfully chummy with the rectal itch. Son of a bitch. Disappear! Yes, superior leader, sir.

No one even knows we're here. Au contraire, mon fr�res. Girls!

- I love you, man. - No, man. I love you.

Oh, my God. Feel it!

You see, Timmy, you can't let this lead you all the time. Sometimes you've gotta heed this. I think you've got a lot of heart in there, mister, don't you?