- What are you doing in here? - I had to talk to you. I thought a lot about what you said, and-- Well, just-- just take a look at this. Yeah. Doodles. I attended class today. Just about stayed the whole time too. I'm glad you went to all your classes today. And a few that weren't mine. Stepped into the wrong one. Liked what I heard, stayed. That's great. It really is.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
13.9s
I shouldn't even be talking to you like this. And I shouldn't be in the women's locker room! But sometimes you gotta let your heart lead you... even if you know it's someplace you know you're not supposed to be.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7s
I love this song. I know. It is the White Barry.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.3s
Do it for you. Maybe I'm doing it for both of us.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
11.1s
Think I've had these before. Oh, my God!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.9s
- Hi, Van. - Hi, Donna. Hey, guys.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.1s
It really is. But don't do it for me.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.8s
Guys? Richard?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
17.7s
Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study till 11:00. Nine solid hours of sleep. Protein shake in the morning. Okay, very cute. And also correct. Which gives us 2 hours and 53 minutes of study time. So, honey, please focus. All righty?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
15.6s
Dorsal appendage. Gwen. - Was the last one right? - Yeah, that's right. Wrong! The dorsal appendage exists only in marine-equipped mammalia. I knew you weren't listening. - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. I'm fine. Let's get out of here, go grab a beer.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.3s
Posterior gluteal line.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3s
External occipital protuberance.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
24.8s
Whoa. You went klepto on my transcripts. What's going on with you? You're actively trying not to get out of here. Why are you doing this? Do you ever stop playing the in-depth reporter? I just want to know why you're putting off your life. Not for the paper. For me. I have no comment... for either of you.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
22.9s
Bikini-clad judges for a fund-raiser? That's pretty ingenious. Sex sells, Gwen. Sex sells. It's not too late for you to enter the doubles breaststroke if you like. No, thanks. I forgot my suit. I just came across a bit of interesting information. All right, look. The vet assured me that canine semen is perfectly healthy. In fact, surprisingly rich-- You've been 18 units shy of graduating for the past 6 semesters.