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Ease up on the medical terms. Just keep it simple and terrifying. Gordon, there are very few things more terrifying than non-congenital dwarfism. Hey, Richard. Ready to study? Gwenny, I said 9:30. It's 9:20. I'm in the middle of an 80-year tradition here.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Excuse me. Where can I find Van Wilder? In the Guiness Book of World-fucking-Records, man... under "Raddest fucking dude alive"! Okay. Thanks. In any one of these three rooms, Gramps.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Listen to me, you little fuck stains! When I count to three, you will jump or be banished from this house forever! One, two-- Fuck!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I will be up when I'm done with my presidential responsibilities. Okay, I'll wait for you upstairs.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Who's my alabaster princess?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You are. You are.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Mail it in!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You can either mail this in or drop it off. Go, baby, go!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You mean, we didn't have to-- But aren't you glad we did?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Fill this out. It's a standard payment plan extension form.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, yeah. That's the shit. Guess what. I'm feeling a little cold sore coming on. Maybe we shouldn't do this for three to six weeks. Shut up, bitch, and give me some sugar.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea. Being bad seldom is.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Maybe you could put me on some sort of extension... program? - A little pay-as-you-go? - Are you trying to seduce me? Who, me? No!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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What is that intoxicating scent you're wearing, Doris? I have cats. Meow!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I need more time. There's got to be something that we can work out.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Write that down.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm staying here with my friends. Fine. Maybe your friends can pay your tuition. Because this morning I placed a stop payment on this semester's check. I'm sorry, son. Sometimes in life you have to realize a poor investment... and cut your losses.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Mail it in! Mail it in. Van, you must make four monthly payments of $5,000 each. I'm sorry, Taj. I'm gonna have to let you go. I don't have the resources to pay for your services anymore. A good soldier does not leave his commander... just because he lies wounded, arms torn off at the sockets... intestines spilling out onto the mud, picked at by the birds. I will stay on at no charge. Okay. Exactly how much money do you have? - He has only $34. - Damn, Van! What the hell you gonna do with $34, man?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Ease up on the medical terms. Just keep it simple and terrifying. Gordon, there are very few things more terrifying than non-congenital dwarfism. Hey, Richard. Ready to study? Gwenny, I said 9:30. It's 9:20. I'm in the middle of an 80-year tradition here.

Excuse me. Where can I find Van Wilder? In the Guiness Book of World-fucking-Records, man... under "Raddest fucking dude alive"! Okay. Thanks. In any one of these three rooms, Gramps.

Listen to me, you little fuck stains! When I count to three, you will jump or be banished from this house forever! One, two-- Fuck!

I will be up when I'm done with my presidential responsibilities. Okay, I'll wait for you upstairs.

Who's my alabaster princess?

You are. You are.

Mail it in!

You can either mail this in or drop it off. Go, baby, go!

You mean, we didn't have to-- But aren't you glad we did?

Fill this out. It's a standard payment plan extension form.

Oh, yeah. That's the shit. Guess what. I'm feeling a little cold sore coming on. Maybe we shouldn't do this for three to six weeks. Shut up, bitch, and give me some sugar.

You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea. Being bad seldom is.

Maybe you could put me on some sort of extension... program? - A little pay-as-you-go? - Are you trying to seduce me? Who, me? No!

What is that intoxicating scent you're wearing, Doris? I have cats. Meow!

I need more time. There's got to be something that we can work out.

Write that down.

I'm staying here with my friends. Fine. Maybe your friends can pay your tuition. Because this morning I placed a stop payment on this semester's check. I'm sorry, son. Sometimes in life you have to realize a poor investment... and cut your losses.