Excuse me, gentlemen. Van, this is Dr. Henke, proctologist. Oh, well, holy crap. I hope you're not on call tonight.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.5s
Okay! All right! You're a natural, Dr. P. Hey, what are you looking at? - Henke, you're up. Come on. - All right.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.4s
Hey, guys. Hey, Richard. Is there anything I can do for you today?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.1s
Wow. If he's here, who's running Hell?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.5s
- Why don't you walk? - I think I'll walk from here.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7s
Was that a-- Judges' ruling. Uh-huh. Yeah. I do believe that was a joke.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.7s
Dr. Beaverman, OB-GYN. Van Wilder, G-L-A-D to meet you.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.3s
All right, Wilder, let's dance. It's a good day to die, McDoogle.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
19.3s
Jesus! Criminy! What happened to you, Wilder? Don't think I don't remember. You got an A in my freshman economics class. You remember one thing-- Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand. I'll write that down. You do that. You're not fooling anybody! You're only fooling yourself!.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.6s
- Is he ready? - Ah, yeah, he's ready. It's go time.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.6s
Okay. Keep going.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3s
I got it, guys. No problem whatsoever.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.8s
Let us proceed.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
30.8s
- What are you doing out there? - Proving a point. Your friend doesn't fit in. He's a virus, and I'm the vaccine. - I can't believe you're doing this. - Pop quiz. True or false. You and that GDI have been spending an inordinate amount of time together. True. Now here's a multiple choice question for you. You're A, an asshole; B, an asshole who isn't staying at my place tonight... - or C, all the above? - What's B again? Gwenny, I'm kidding. I apologize. - Gwenny, where are you going? - To go save Van. God only knows what my parents and their stuck-up friends are doing to him.