I'm proud of you, Wilder. I've been waiting all these years for you to realize your potential. That's why you and I had friction? I thought it was 'cause I fooled around with your daughter freshman year. Why? What-- You fooled around with my daughter? What?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.9s
Not one acceptable candidate. What is wrong with the youth of today?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.7s
- May I? - As long as we cuddle afterwards.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.5s
By the way, can you tell me if there'll be any international travel?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5s
No one even knows we're here. Au contraire, mon fr�res. Girls!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
9.8s
I can't hold on There's no easy way Hey, Van, can I borrow-- My God, what happened to you?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.1s
Oh, my God. Feel it!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.9s
I'll get that.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.3s
- You did good. - Let's get this man "leid." Meet my new girl.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.3s
It's gonna be a bachelor party. One last night of debauchery with the fellas.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
17.7s
There's so much that I need to say-- the article-- I was scared that you wouldn't come. Well, I was trying to decide what panties I should wear.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
9.3s
You can't even-- I mean, this girl is-- - I was wondering-- - I'll do it.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.3s
- My name is Van. - Hi, my name is Terry.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.3s
What's your name? I'm Taj Mahal Badalandabad. Where are you from, Taj?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
14.4s
Hey, I know you. - Thank you very much. - You're the best, Van. Hey, I couldn't have did it without you. Appreciate it. I need you to fill this up with ice. Pack as much as you can inside. - Okay? Excuse me. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.6s
- Thank God. - No jammies. - Party foul. - No, don't-- Oh, dear God. Next time you'll know better.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
16.4s
I'm staying here with my friends. Fine. Maybe your friends can pay your tuition. Because this morning I placed a stop payment on this semester's check. I'm sorry, son. Sometimes in life you have to realize a poor investment... and cut your losses.
