It's like this itchy, rashy burning sensation. And it hurts when I-- - Dance? - When I pee.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.1s
We need to talk.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
13.2s
It's time to excise that cancerous lump. Forget him. Let's crap in the chapter room and make the pledges clean it up. - It'll be fun. - I wish I could, Gordo. I got dinner at Gwen's parents' house. Sounds special. Is Wilder gonna be there?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
12.6s
- May I help you? - Yeah, I'm Van-- You made it. Evelyn, this is one of your daughter's acquaintances from school. There's room for one more? By all means. Come in, please.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
14.7s
All you need are the three fundamentals-- scented candles... massage oil... and Barry White. Write that down. - Hey, no cock pump. - No cock pump. Barry White.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
9.5s
Excuse me, gentlemen. Van, this is Dr. Henke, proctologist. Oh, well, holy crap. I hope you're not on call tonight.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.4s
Hey, guys. Hey, Richard. Is there anything I can do for you today?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.7s
Dr. Beaverman, OB-GYN. Van Wilder, G-L-A-D to meet you.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.3s
Excuse me, gentlemen.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.6s
Hold on. You mean I put my mouth on your cock pump? Oh, damn!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
10.3s
- Where did you find that? - In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but this damn thing won't light. That's no bong! It's for my schlong!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
15.4s
I have a date with Naomi tomorrow night... and I just wanted to bring my A game. Taj, come on! That's what I'm here for, right? Now, follow my foolproof plan... and I'm gonna help you put the bang in Banglapur.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.3s
All right, Wilder, let's dance. It's a good day to die, McDoogle.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.3s
Well, I'll be damned! Poor guy just needed a little TLC.
