I need to see the grade transcripts for Van Wilder, please. I don't think so. Student transcripts are confidential. Sorry.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.6s
- I'm here to enlist your services. - Let me guess. "Come as your favorite drunk-on-jis, come-gargling frat boy party"? Then your mom can come.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
35.4s
Hey, hold up a second. What are you doing here? What am I doing here? What were you doing in there? As smashed as I am, I'm pretty sure that's my room, wasn't it? What was that girl, a freshman? She reads at a sophomore level. This was a big mistake, Van. I'm leaving. Why are you here? Did you come to hire me to do your bachelorette party? 'Cause your party pimp has already been booked by your fianc�. - My fianc�? What are you talking about? - When are you two tying the knot? Seriously, I'd really like to hold that date open. That is none of your business. And you know what? You're none of mine.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.6s
She was getting awfully chummy with the rectal itch. Son of a bitch. Disappear! Yes, superior leader, sir.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.4s
Don't tease me.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.4s
It's not like he can see out of it anyway. Loser.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
9.5s
After we put all the water back in the pool... we'll be accepting donations in the form of... cash, Visa and full-frontal nudity. Hutch, take over.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.8s
Take me. I want you now. Now! Shit!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.7s
- Time out. - What the fuck, Jeannie? "From the sisters of Sigma Theta Tau." Dig in, guys.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.4s
Oh, they're still warm.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
24.8s
Whoa. You went klepto on my transcripts. What's going on with you? You're actively trying not to get out of here. Why are you doing this? Do you ever stop playing the in-depth reporter? I just want to know why you're putting off your life. Not for the paper. For me. I have no comment... for either of you.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
9.7s
I wonder how T-Bad's date's going. Scented candles, massage oils, Barry White. Yeah, we can't be too far from climax, huh?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.7s
Thank you, Milty!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.9s
Where are you going? I'm not sure, and for some reason... I feel really good about that.