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Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study till 11:00. Nine solid hours of sleep. Protein shake in the morning. Okay, very cute. And also correct. Which gives us 2 hours and 53 minutes of study time. So, honey, please focus. All righty?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Thank you, brothers.

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- Are you all right? - Never better, my jasmine flower. That feels so good. Oh, my God.

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Do it for you. Maybe I'm doing it for both of us.

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Is that for me? I long to rub you the right way. You're such a bad little Badalandabad.

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- So creamy. - They're awesome. Oh, they're so creamy.

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And if Milty Mingleton can shove himself... into that weenie bikini... then you don't need to be shy about making your donations now!

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- Not good at all. - Hey, you! Please move banner a skosh higher, huh?

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Think I've had these before. Oh, my God!

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Special delivery!

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Guys? Richard?

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I love this song. I know. It is the White Barry.

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Well, yeah, but also... because you have the potential to be great.

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- I love you, man. - No, man. I love you.

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Your father wants to get us a place in Forest Grove as an engagement present. - My parents know about this? - Yeah, I told everyone.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Sounds to me like your rectal itch was getting a late-night booty scratch. First, my bitch turns down my proposal. Then she runs into that loser's arms. Now I don't even know where my bitch is. Wilder's got some big blowout tonight. Maybe your bitch is gonna be there. You do not call her that, gonad! Hey, guys. Just giving you all the 411 . I'm a counselor for the Further Leaders of America's overnighter. The bus doesn't leave for a few hours. Is there anything I can do before I go? Anything at all?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm old enough to be jealous of that Gwen girl.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Northwestern. I am the shit.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study till 11:00. Nine solid hours of sleep. Protein shake in the morning. Okay, very cute. And also correct. Which gives us 2 hours and 53 minutes of study time. So, honey, please focus. All righty?

Thank you, brothers.

- Are you all right? - Never better, my jasmine flower. That feels so good. Oh, my God.

Do it for you. Maybe I'm doing it for both of us.

Is that for me? I long to rub you the right way. You're such a bad little Badalandabad.

- So creamy. - They're awesome. Oh, they're so creamy.

And if Milty Mingleton can shove himself... into that weenie bikini... then you don't need to be shy about making your donations now!

- Not good at all. - Hey, you! Please move banner a skosh higher, huh?

Think I've had these before. Oh, my God!

Special delivery!

Guys? Richard?

I love this song. I know. It is the White Barry.

Well, yeah, but also... because you have the potential to be great.

- I love you, man. - No, man. I love you.

Your father wants to get us a place in Forest Grove as an engagement present. - My parents know about this? - Yeah, I told everyone.

I'm old enough to be jealous of that Gwen girl.

Northwestern. I am the shit.