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Hey, I know you. - Thank you very much. - You're the best, Van. Hey, I couldn't have did it without you. Appreciate it. I need you to fill this up with ice. Pack as much as you can inside. - Okay? Excuse me. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

8.6s

- Thank God. - No jammies. - Party foul. - No, don't-- Oh, dear God. Next time you'll know better.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm staying here with my friends. Fine. Maybe your friends can pay your tuition. Because this morning I placed a stop payment on this semester's check. I'm sorry, son. Sometimes in life you have to realize a poor investment... and cut your losses.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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They need me, Ted.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Sweet Joseph, my son's a fairy.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

5.4s

You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea. Being bad seldom is.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You mean, we didn't have to-- But aren't you glad we did?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

13.6s

Maybe you could put me on some sort of extension... program? - A little pay-as-you-go? - Are you trying to seduce me? Who, me? No!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Write that down.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I will be up when I'm done with my presidential responsibilities. Okay, I'll wait for you upstairs.

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This ball club is the heart of this institution. You win, it beats. You lose, it breaks. You're not boxing out, Big Papa. You're my Windex man. I want you shining glass. We gotta D up out there. Darius. I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake. What are you looking at? Your mom said you left your legs at home. For God's sake! I'd do anything for you guys... which is why I'm throwing you a little soiree tomorrow night... but not without a W tonight. You want to know why? Nobody wants to celebrate a loss, guys. Hey, man, you gonna invite those freak honeys from Mt. Holyoke? I already did. They said they'd try to make it if they weren't humping the Matadors. - The Matadors? - What?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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"Depression: Is Prozac really the answer?" "Famine-- Crisis in Rwanda." "Tracking Tuition: Where does our money really go?" Each article well-written and researched by our own Gwen Pearson... and each article skipped over by the majority of the student body. I don't care. I won't pander to them.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

1.9s

Mail it in!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

7.8s

It does not look good. That's the end of the first half... and the Chickadees will need a miracle to come back and score.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Let's go kick some Matador tail-- How bad do you wanna be... a Delta? Would you walk on broken glass? Let the shards tear into your Achilles tendon... causing acute achondroplasia... which could lead to non-congenital dwarfism as you got older?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Dad, what are you doing here?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Is it true that this is your seventh year at Coolidge? Carry the two-- Yes, that's correct. So what's your boyfriend's name? Does he go to school here? - Does he appreciate you? - That's none of your business. You know what? You're right.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Excuse me. Where can I find Van Wilder? In the Guiness Book of World-fucking-Records, man... under "Raddest fucking dude alive"! Okay. Thanks. In any one of these three rooms, Gramps.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hey, I know you. - Thank you very much. - You're the best, Van. Hey, I couldn't have did it without you. Appreciate it. I need you to fill this up with ice. Pack as much as you can inside. - Okay? Excuse me. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.

- Thank God. - No jammies. - Party foul. - No, don't-- Oh, dear God. Next time you'll know better.

I'm staying here with my friends. Fine. Maybe your friends can pay your tuition. Because this morning I placed a stop payment on this semester's check. I'm sorry, son. Sometimes in life you have to realize a poor investment... and cut your losses.

They need me, Ted.

Sweet Joseph, my son's a fairy.

You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea. Being bad seldom is.

You mean, we didn't have to-- But aren't you glad we did?

Maybe you could put me on some sort of extension... program? - A little pay-as-you-go? - Are you trying to seduce me? Who, me? No!

Write that down.

I will be up when I'm done with my presidential responsibilities. Okay, I'll wait for you upstairs.

"Depression: Is Prozac really the answer?" "Famine-- Crisis in Rwanda." "Tracking Tuition: Where does our money really go?" Each article well-written and researched by our own Gwen Pearson... and each article skipped over by the majority of the student body. I don't care. I won't pander to them.

Mail it in!

It does not look good. That's the end of the first half... and the Chickadees will need a miracle to come back and score.

Let's go kick some Matador tail-- How bad do you wanna be... a Delta? Would you walk on broken glass? Let the shards tear into your Achilles tendon... causing acute achondroplasia... which could lead to non-congenital dwarfism as you got older?

Dad, what are you doing here?

Is it true that this is your seventh year at Coolidge? Carry the two-- Yes, that's correct. So what's your boyfriend's name? Does he go to school here? - Does he appreciate you? - That's none of your business. You know what? You're right.

Excuse me. Where can I find Van Wilder? In the Guiness Book of World-fucking-Records, man... under "Raddest fucking dude alive"! Okay. Thanks. In any one of these three rooms, Gramps.