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Coolidge College was established in 18-- Who knows this? It was in your freshman facts. The first day of spring semester. A time to say good-bye to the parents once again... and say hello to a few new student bodies.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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We've got a jumper!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I need these in 20 minutes.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Okay, so Suk Mee's a little old... but she is just so damn good.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Great work, Van. Thanks! Remember my credo, Timmy. Don't be a fool. Stay in school.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hold on, son. You don't want to do this. I didn't want to come here either. They made me come! They made me!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Swim team really does need your love, folks.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I have confirmations from the African-American Club... the Gay and Lesbian Caucus, MECCA, HEPA, PETA. This multi-coalition party was a masterful plan. It should triple our income. I just hope it's enough. Van, you must listen to me. We are merely one party away from accomplishing our goal. What if she's right, huh? What if I'm avoiding graduation because I'm scared? Listen to yourself, meathead. You've never doubted yourself in your whole life. This girl's got you thinking, man. It's not good.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I shouldn't even be talking to you like this. And I shouldn't be in the women's locker room! But sometimes you gotta let your heart lead you... even if you know it's someplace you know you're not supposed to be.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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This is the culmination of my being. Baby, I'm about to culminate. Now, get over here.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Well, yeah, but also... because you have the potential to be great.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- I love you, man. - No, man. I love you.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Your father wants to get us a place in Forest Grove as an engagement present. - My parents know about this? - Yeah, I told everyone.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Sounds to me like your rectal itch was getting a late-night booty scratch. First, my bitch turns down my proposal. Then she runs into that loser's arms. Now I don't even know where my bitch is. Wilder's got some big blowout tonight. Maybe your bitch is gonna be there. You do not call her that, gonad! Hey, guys. Just giving you all the 411 . I'm a counselor for the Further Leaders of America's overnighter. The bus doesn't leave for a few hours. Is there anything I can do before I go? Anything at all?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm old enough to be jealous of that Gwen girl.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Northwestern. I am the shit.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I need to see the grade transcripts for Van Wilder, please. I don't think so. Student transcripts are confidential. Sorry.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- I'm here to enlist your services. - Let me guess. "Come as your favorite drunk-on-jis, come-gargling frat boy party"? Then your mom can come.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Coolidge College was established in 18-- Who knows this? It was in your freshman facts. The first day of spring semester. A time to say good-bye to the parents once again... and say hello to a few new student bodies.

We've got a jumper!

I need these in 20 minutes.

Okay, so Suk Mee's a little old... but she is just so damn good.

Great work, Van. Thanks! Remember my credo, Timmy. Don't be a fool. Stay in school.

Hold on, son. You don't want to do this. I didn't want to come here either. They made me come! They made me!

Swim team really does need your love, folks.

I shouldn't even be talking to you like this. And I shouldn't be in the women's locker room! But sometimes you gotta let your heart lead you... even if you know it's someplace you know you're not supposed to be.

This is the culmination of my being. Baby, I'm about to culminate. Now, get over here.

Well, yeah, but also... because you have the potential to be great.

- I love you, man. - No, man. I love you.

Your father wants to get us a place in Forest Grove as an engagement present. - My parents know about this? - Yeah, I told everyone.

I'm old enough to be jealous of that Gwen girl.

Northwestern. I am the shit.

I need to see the grade transcripts for Van Wilder, please. I don't think so. Student transcripts are confidential. Sorry.

- I'm here to enlist your services. - Let me guess. "Come as your favorite drunk-on-jis, come-gargling frat boy party"? Then your mom can come.