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That ought to be enough to get you started.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, please, you didn't think she'd be interested in a fuckup like you?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's gonna be a bachelor party. One last night of debauchery with the fellas... before settling down with my fianc�e, Gwen.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Like a heart transplant patient finding a donor with the same blood type... and just the right chromosomal anomalies. A perfect match, connected forever.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Bye. Thanks for coming. Lindsey and Rob make such a great couple, don't you think? Yeah, I'm happy for them. They're gonna make a great married couple too. You know why? Because they love each other? Because they're compatible.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Look, I need you to help me "release"... some pressure. You know, help me "relax." Just so we're clear, I'm talking about intercourse. I know you had a fling with Wilder. And it's okay. You just had to get it out of your system. I just hope you used some protection. And I wouldn't want our future children to be tainted... because Mommy went slumming one night back in college.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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How often does your heart lead you into the women's locker room? - This would be a first. - Why do I find that hard to believe? I'm not saying I've never been in here before. I'm saying it's usually a different part of my anatomy that does the leading. Oh, my God.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I just couldn't believe it. Gwen and Van in the women's locker room. I mean, I just couldn't believe it. So anyway, let me tell you something.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Gwenny, I'm just saying that they're a match. Just like you and me.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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But that would mean one of them would have to be dead.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm sorry, fellas. The bakery's closed.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Lucky girl.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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That's a first. Hey, Van. I just wanted to come by and extend an olive branch. - ID, please. - It's a terrible picture of me, but-- Well, I'll be the judge of-- There's nothing fake about this ID. Did you sit behind me two semesters ago? I think I remember this behind. I mean, you sitting behind me. This whole rivalry thing has become a tad childish. Well, I hope we can put it all behind us and be friends. That's what Gwen wants. You have absolutely no idea what Gwen wants.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Man, you ever heard of Tiger Woods, bitch? You better get out of here before I hit you upside the head with a three iron. What's wrong with you? Enjoy yourself. - What's wrong, dog? - Nothing. I don't feel like partying.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I hate to break this to you, Ming, but you ain't Asian.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Okay, listen up. We've got one quick stop off before we go. Tit wad!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hey. Excuse me. Gwen!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Say hi to your gerbil for me.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder