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Hold on. You mean I put my mouth on your cock pump? Oh, damn!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Where did you find that? - In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but this damn thing won't light. That's no bong! It's for my schlong!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I have a date with Naomi tomorrow night... and I just wanted to bring my A game. Taj, come on! That's what I'm here for, right? Now, follow my foolproof plan... and I'm gonna help you put the bang in Banglapur.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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All right, Wilder, let's dance. It's a good day to die, McDoogle.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Well, I'll be damned! Poor guy just needed a little TLC.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Lovely. It's all about presentation, gentlemen.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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For the love of God. Smile, buddy.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I got it, guys. No problem whatsoever.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Let the damn baby have his ball back.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Okay. Keep going.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Jesus! Criminy! What happened to you, Wilder? Don't think I don't remember. You got an A in my freshman economics class. You remember one thing-- Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand. I'll write that down. You do that. You're not fooling anybody! You're only fooling yourself!.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, yes.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Easy, sailor.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Okay! All right! You're a natural, Dr. P. Hey, what are you looking at? - Henke, you're up. Come on. - All right.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- What are you doing out there? - Proving a point. Your friend doesn't fit in. He's a virus, and I'm the vaccine. - I can't believe you're doing this. - Pop quiz. True or false. You and that GDI have been spending an inordinate amount of time together. True. Now here's a multiple choice question for you. You're A, an asshole; B, an asshole who isn't staying at my place tonight... - or C, all the above? - What's B again? Gwenny, I'm kidding. I apologize. - Gwenny, where are you going? - To go save Van. God only knows what my parents and their stuck-up friends are doing to him.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Wow. If he's here, who's running Hell?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I want to apologize for what Richard did the other night. It was a really immature stunt. Yeah, I know... but sometimes guys can do some pretty childish things.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Are you stalking me? Because that would be super. My mom did want me to invite you to her Tupperware party next week.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder