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- What are you studying, son? - I dabble in a bit of everything. I've tried to experience all that Coolidge has to offer. Surely you have a career in mind.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Panos reminded me that I had one... very valuable skill I'd yet to tap-- my undeniable ability to throw one hell of a party.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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So the deal is, I score... you cooperate and answer all my questions? - I miss-- - Dinner for two, me and you. Clothing optional.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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How much is your time worth?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm gonna go get another bottle of champagne. - Richard, will you help me open it? - Sure.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Can I help you, son?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Wilder.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Excuse me, gentlemen. Van, this is Dr. Henke, proctologist. Oh, well, holy crap. I hope you're not on call tonight.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Okay! All right! You're a natural, Dr. P. Hey, what are you looking at? - Henke, you're up. Come on. - All right.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hey, guys. Hey, Richard. Is there anything I can do for you today?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Wow. If he's here, who's running Hell?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Why don't you walk? - I think I'll walk from here.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Was that a-- Judges' ruling. Uh-huh. Yeah. I do believe that was a joke.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Dr. Beaverman, OB-GYN. Van Wilder, G-L-A-D to meet you.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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All right, Wilder, let's dance. It's a good day to die, McDoogle.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Jesus! Criminy! What happened to you, Wilder? Don't think I don't remember. You got an A in my freshman economics class. You remember one thing-- Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand. I'll write that down. You do that. You're not fooling anybody! You're only fooling yourself!.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Is he ready? - Ah, yeah, he's ready. It's go time.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Okay. Keep going.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- What are you studying, son? - I dabble in a bit of everything. I've tried to experience all that Coolidge has to offer. Surely you have a career in mind.

Panos reminded me that I had one... very valuable skill I'd yet to tap-- my undeniable ability to throw one hell of a party.

So the deal is, I score... you cooperate and answer all my questions? - I miss-- - Dinner for two, me and you. Clothing optional.

How much is your time worth?

I'm gonna go get another bottle of champagne. - Richard, will you help me open it? - Sure.

Can I help you, son?

Wilder.

Excuse me, gentlemen. Van, this is Dr. Henke, proctologist. Oh, well, holy crap. I hope you're not on call tonight.

Okay! All right! You're a natural, Dr. P. Hey, what are you looking at? - Henke, you're up. Come on. - All right.

Hey, guys. Hey, Richard. Is there anything I can do for you today?

Wow. If he's here, who's running Hell?

- Why don't you walk? - I think I'll walk from here.

Was that a-- Judges' ruling. Uh-huh. Yeah. I do believe that was a joke.

Dr. Beaverman, OB-GYN. Van Wilder, G-L-A-D to meet you.

All right, Wilder, let's dance. It's a good day to die, McDoogle.

Jesus! Criminy! What happened to you, Wilder? Don't think I don't remember. You got an A in my freshman economics class. You remember one thing-- Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand. I'll write that down. You do that. You're not fooling anybody! You're only fooling yourself!.

- Is he ready? - Ah, yeah, he's ready. It's go time.

Okay. Keep going.