Excuse me. Can you tell me... where I might find the raddest fucking dude alive? Yeah, by the pool, Gramps.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.5s
I'm an exchange student from Banglapur, India. Welcome. What can we do for you?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.3s
I want to chew the-- And then-- I don't know how.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.6s
Oh, man. My mama never told me I'd be doing this.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.2s
Seriously, I swear to God, I'm really uncomfortable now. It's time you should go.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.2s
I'm getting my shit together. Just one second.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.9s
I was the first-ever male cheerleader at Huntington High! The first ever!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.4s
Hey, I know you, man! Oh, fuck. Congratulations, Van. I knew you had it in you.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.7s
I can't do this!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
25.9s
- What are you doing in here? - I had to talk to you. I thought a lot about what you said, and-- Well, just-- just take a look at this. Yeah. Doodles. I attended class today. Just about stayed the whole time too. I'm glad you went to all your classes today. And a few that weren't mine. Stepped into the wrong one. Liked what I heard, stayed. That's great. It really is.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.3s
Posterior gluteal line.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.7s
I'm sorry. You really just don't fit the profile.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.6s
You'll become disciplined. Your mind will become a weapon.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.6s
- Wow. - Yeah. Wow.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.8s
Looks like we got one more.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.2s
Which ones did you choose?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.3s
You really should have him neutered, man. That's up to him. They are getting bigger, aren't they?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.3s
Dad! I can't believe you're here. I can't believe you graduated. A friend of yours... sent me this.