It's like this itchy, rashy burning sensation. And it hurts when I-- - Dance? - When I pee.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.1s
We need to talk.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
13.2s
It's time to excise that cancerous lump. Forget him. Let's crap in the chapter room and make the pledges clean it up. - It'll be fun. - I wish I could, Gordo. I got dinner at Gwen's parents' house. Sounds special. Is Wilder gonna be there?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
10.3s
- Where did you find that? - In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but this damn thing won't light. That's no bong! It's for my schlong!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.2s
Oh, yes.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
11.6s
I want to apologize for what Richard did the other night. It was a really immature stunt. Yeah, I know... but sometimes guys can do some pretty childish things.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
15.2s
- Why do I always fail? - You put too much pressure on yourself. Don't worry about the money. I'll figure something out. More importantly... when the time is right... it'll happen. You'll find the one.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
9.7s
I wonder how T-Bad's date's going. Scented candles, massage oils, Barry White. Yeah, we can't be too far from climax, huh?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.7s
Is that for me? I long to rub you the right way. You're such a bad little Badalandabad.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
32.5s
- Are you all right? - Never better, my jasmine flower. That feels so good. Oh, my God.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.8s
Take me. I want you now. Now! Shit!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.4s
Don't tease me.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.2s
God, these are excellent.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.4s
Oh, they're still warm.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.7s
- Time out. - What the fuck, Jeannie? "From the sisters of Sigma Theta Tau." Dig in, guys.
