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56.6s
Is it that noticeable? Last time we saw you, you had a lot more of... of your arm. Well, if I had to lose one, that would be the one to lose because it's already missing a hand. You don't have to share the armrest now at the movie theater. - [all chuckle] - Yo, yo, yo. But real talk. The Colonel stopped a bullet meant for me in Mumbai. - You kidding? - Somebody tried to shoot you? Yeah. Some people don't like the way my company does business. Sadly, the Colonel's injury stops him from protecting me to the fullest, so I had to get me a new head bodyguard. Mr. Louis! - Check it out, right? - [Audrey] Hello, Louis! And, yo, my man is fully armed. [Nick] He's fully armed. That's funny! Okay. I hope you don't find anything in there. - I hope not! - [all laugh] I hate to say it. If you and the Colonel are ever caught in a fight, my money's on the Colonel. He'd open a can of whoop ass with his, uh... with his good arm. No? You didn't like that one? I was joking around. - Nice to meet you. - Let's go. Follow me. [Nick] Coming. Coming.
Murder Mystery 2
17.1s
Now we are forever locked up together for the rest of our lives. I'd never wanna be locked up with anybody else. Me neither, sweetheart. You are-- - [man] The Shitz! - What? [chuckles] Nick and Audrey Shitz! - The helicopter guy? What the-- - What are you doing here? Take it. Take the phone!
Murder Mystery 2
37.8s
Hello? [Vik] Of course we're not even. Take my helicopter! Go anywhere! Have a honeymoon you deserve! And a little cash! - What? - Cash? A bag of-- - Are you for real? - [Nick laughs] - Oh my gosh. Look! Oh my-- - Well, yeah. That seems to be enough money. Thank you. [Vik] Just ten million! Don't spend it all in one place! But if you do spend it all, just sell the briefcase. It's worth three million! - It's dinosaur leather! - My God! Dinosaur? We can't take this! Come on! You know what? We will take this. Thank you. [Vik] Now you two keep busting nuts! Maharajah out! What's the first thing you wanna do? - I wanna kiss you! - Ah!
Murder Mystery 2
38.2s
- How are you feeling, young man? - How are you doing? - I'm okay. - Laurent is a special man. Aren't you? We're gonna go to dinner once you get out of the hospital. Ah! Paris weaves its spell once again. Feel better. - All right. - [Vik] Should we tell them? - Yes! [laughs] - Okay, guys. We decided to elope. - That is the smart choice, always. - That's amazing. Good for you guys. Yeah, no family, but, um, I owe you guys my life. Oh, we're just happy you're both okay. And really, honestly, thank you for giving us an adventure... Yes. ...we are never going to forget. - Oh. - Yep. - I guess we're even then. Peace out. - Peace out!
Murder Mystery 2
2m10s
It's back in Jersey. Let's just have a civilized conversation. [pilot] See you never, Shitzes! - Oh my God! Where did he-- - Oh my God! Oh-- Oh my-- ["Spellbinding" by The Smashing Pumpkins plays] ♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪ ♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪ ♪ 'Cause nobody else could ever mind you Ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪ ♪ Can you feel this? ♪ ♪ I can feel it for you tomorrow ♪ ♪ It's all in, baby ♪ ♪ Looks all hazy ♪ ♪ So I've gone crazy ♪ ♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪ ♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪ ♪ 'Cause nobody else could ever mind you Ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪ ♪ Through, through this ♪ ♪ Right while I was writing my own song ♪ ♪ Raise your eyes and glass ♪ ♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪ ♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪ ♪ 'Cause nobody else could ever mind you Ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Take me away ♪ ♪ Take me away ♪
Murder Mystery 2
1m3s
I climbed into a bomb-proof titanium chamber in the back seat. A public death. What better way to eliminate himself as a suspect. Yeah, yeah. But everything didn't go according to your plan, did it? [Audrey] Your guy had his hand on the case seconds before a clean getaway. [Nick] And boom. The greedy ex enters the chat. Hmm. $70 million. That's a lot of money, even for a countess. So she sends Imani over to hijack the hijackers. - Who? - [both] Imani. - [Colonel] Who? - Iman-- The sidekick to the-- The Countess's... You know, do the laugh. Do I have to? - Just knock it out. - [imitates Imani] - Okay. - Oh. Now they know. And then she swoops in, steals the ransom money right out from under your nose. [laughing] - That must have hurt. - Uh-huh. Now, if you had, in fact, read my book properly, you'd remember that revealing the identity of a heretofore anonymous criminal puts all those privy to that information at risk. Which means I'm gonna have to kill you all.
Murder Mystery 2
18.5s
[grunts, pants] I'm glad my biggest fan is gonna get to see this. Actually, not as much of a fan as I used to be. That's a shame because I'm about to teach my final lesson... [weapons cocking] How to blow up the Eiffel Tower and get away with it. You would never do that. There's only one thing I hate more than witnesses, and that's the French.
Murder Mystery 2