- Can't believe that happened. - We're not getting them back. I had a dick pic on mine, but that's gone. [Miller] Let's not obsess about phones. The only important phone is the one the kidnapper will call on. Here. I set it up so we can hear everything. I'm gonna need one of you to be armed. - Mr. Spitz, can you handle a gun? - [Nick] Yes. - I told you, I was on the force. What? - Um... [hesitates] I just think maybe I should handle it. - You should handle it? - Just-- - Why would that-- - Your aim is-- My aim? My aim is fine. - Why are you saying this? - He can't hear-- That's like me saying you wear Spanx in front of a supermodel. So, uh, I'll take the gun 'cause I'm very good with a gun. They used to call me "Nicky Guns" on the force. That was my nickname. Gang members used to ask me for advice on the weekends 'cause I shot so well. I'd say, "I can't. I don't wanna help you guys." You take the gun. I'll take the gun. I got the phone, and you got the money. When they call, I want you to follow the three rules of ransom drops from Chapter 12 of my book. Can you do that? Remember what they are? Number one. Um, follow all reasonable instructions. - Yes. - [Audrey] Number two. Do not hand off the ransom until you see the kidnappee. [Miller] Exactly. And number three. Do not go to a secondary location with them.
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It's a date.
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You're getting it again, hon. - Sorry. - That's all right.
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We gotta go to the van. - That van? - No! Don't point. He doesn't like pointing. That van.
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Where you going? Babe!
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[gasps]
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- [screams] - [exclaims] - Oh! - Jeez!
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No offense. Some taken. And isn't that the same reason you tried to kill him in Mumbai?
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[gun clicking] Oh God. Okay.
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How's my reasoning, fellow... detectives? - Pretty excellent. None of it was true. - Gorgeous. I was starting to go with it 'cause of the way you phrase things. - I almost believed him. - The accent helps.
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- [gasps] How? - [Audrey] Surprise! Audrey and Nick! - Smoke rings! How you doing? - Hi! Did you get our Christmas card? I'm fine, and yes. The matching sweaters were a nice touch. - [laughs softly] - That was my idea. So, hey, we need a little bit of help. - We need a lot of help. - [Nick] Yeah.
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- For what? - For what? The real detectives have just arrived. [intense music playing]
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Hi. Kidnapper, how are you? [kidnapper] Is this the man who tried to stop me on my escape? Yes, yes, yes, the man you shot at. Luckily, I got out of the way. [chuckles] Tell me what we can do to get Vik back safely. That's all we really care about. [kidnapper] For the return of the Maharajah, we require $50 million. [splutters] Fifty putos millones? - Sh! - [line clicks] [alarm beeps] Francisco, you think this is The Price Is Right, screaming out numbers? Way too much money for just one guy. Great. Just lost the trace. Thanks. - It's my fault? This guy's yelling shit-- - Why are you yelling at me? - You were directing at me-- - I yelled at that guy! The guy's hammered right now, and I'm catching shit for it! There's the "taking-a-toll-on-the-marriage" thing. Excuse me! At least we are married. Yeah. Calm down. This is how we communicate. We're from New York. Can we remain calm? - I'm sorry. Of course. - We're calm. He wants the money. He's gonna call back. - [Audrey] Relax. - [Nick] Yup. - [phone ringing] - [Nick] Here we go. Okay. - [Miller] Here we go. - Got this! Forty-five seconds starts again now. Sorry about that, man. A lot of anxious people here. One drunk guy. We all got that friend. [kidnapper] The price just went up to 60. [groaning] They say, "Great. No problem." [kidnapper] You will bring $60 million in untraceable bearer bonds to the Arc de Triomphe in Paris at 8:00 p.m. tomorrow night and wait with this phone for further instructions. Hello, excuse me. I'm so sorry to interrupt. But we are going to need unequivocal evidence that the hostage is still alive. [kidnapper] You will receive proof of life before the exchange. - Cool. - Thank you very much. [kidnapper] Arc de Triomphe, 8:00 p.m., or the Maharajah dies.
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Step back, or this money goes. I don't believe you.