Why are you all dressed up? We read online there was a dress code. We couldn't get into Tavern on the Green 'cause I was wearing shorts one time. - Wh-- Where is everybody? - Yeah. We bought out the restaurant so we wouldn't be disturbed. You do understand the idea of doing this in public is so there are actually people around? - How did you even get these clothes? - And you got your hair done? Look, we had a situation, all right? There was a moat, and then we did... I don't have to explain myself, okay? We'll be the ones who ask the questions. How's that? - Go ahead. Ask the questions. - Let's review the suspects, shall we? [sighs] Get comfortable. Let's start with Saira Govindan. Me? [Audrey] Mm. I defended you.
Murder Mystery 2
9.8s
[Nick] Let's go and do some sightseeing after the ransom paying. - Can we do that? - [Nick] Of course! Can we just... You know what? After we get Vik back, we could go and renew our vows at Love Locks Bridge.
Murder Mystery 2
6s
- What are you muttering about right now? - Something doesn't make sense. [mysterious music playing]
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2.9s
[yells, pants] [yells]
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37.2s
[Nick] Oh no. [newsreader continues in French] - [Audrey] Wait. What? No! - [Nick] What the-- I didn't take a cheese knife. I took the cheese! Why did you grab it? Why did you have cheese? I had cheese because I had the hookah munchies, and it was good cheese. That knife never left the room, Nick. But it did leave the room. Maybe they stole the knife so they could deepfake us. - Our fingerprints are all over it! - C'est caca! - We did not do this. - [French accent] Television say bullshit! - We're not capable of doing anything... - Nous sommes innocents! - Innocents! - ...like this. Like, uh, opposite of O.J.! [Audrey] We would never do this. - I swear! I promise you! - No. [all gasp]
Murder Mystery 2
4.8s
- She's caving in. - Just wait. No. Go ahead. Okay, I do agree.
Murder Mystery 2
11.3s
No, you know, I just... I'm so used to my husband just eating off my plate, so it's sort of become a habit. But, no, you're absolutely right. I don't need this. No, no, no! Don't put it back.
Murder Mystery 2
21.2s
I think I can clear that. Nick, three meters is, like, ten feet. I had the high school record for the long jump. And I'm not kidding. I went further than that back in the day. - Hmm. Did you? - Yeah. What'd they call you back then? "Nicky Long Legs"? You're mocking me? [Audrey] You're not gonna make that jump. It doesn't make me feel good to prove you wrong, but I'm gonna. - All right? - [Audrey] Mm-hmm.
Murder Mystery 2
2.2s
[fighting grunts]
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13.1s
She's been jealous of me ever since we met. - Really? I can imagine why. - I can imagine. But still, she was my best friend. - Right. - [Nick] Sure. - You know? - Yeah. - We were so close. - [Audrey] Oh! And I think I just miss her sometimes.
Murder Mystery 2
17.9s
Can't you put on beach waves or something nice? [Nick] The whale noises help me fall asleep. - You took away my Ambien, so... - [Audrey] You know why? Remember the last time you took Ambien? You went sleepwalking into the lobby wearing my underwear, and then you started watering the couch. I don't remember doing that. Look. Doorman took a picture. It's my screen saver.
Murder Mystery 2
1.9s
- [Audrey sighs] - Hey! Oh God!
Murder Mystery 2
9.2s
You read the book. From cover to cover, sweetheart, and it sucked. You gotta try this. It's so good. You just scared the crap out of me. - [booming] - [all screaming]
Murder Mystery 2
2.5s
[horns blare] [Audrey] His foot's on the gas!
Murder Mystery 2
1.6s
- [Nick] No! - [Audrey grunts]
Murder Mystery 2
1m9s
You gotta tell me who on earth ever called you "Nicky Guns." You gotta tell me who didn't call me that. Everybody called me that. This is the heaviest goddamn case of money I've ever felt. Why couldn't they Venmo? This thing weighs... My hands are killing me. I'm gonna go two hands. Does that look weird? - [Audrey] Your hands are cute. - [Nick] "Cute"? What does that mean? - You have cute hands. - Your family has orangutan ha-- You grew up thinking giant hands are normal. [Audrey] I never said dainty hands. I said it's weird to high-five you 'cause your hands are little. [Nick] They're average hands. - Your grandmother can palm a bulldog. - [Audrey] Oh, please. [phone ringing] Shit, shit, shit. That's the phone. Okay, here we go. Initiate the trace. Hi. Bonjour, uh, madame or mademoiselle or monsieur. Go ahead. [Vik] Nick, it's me! [screams] [Nick] Rajah! You okay? So we got the money, and we just need to know where to bring it. So tell us, and we'll get you out of there. - [Vik yelps] - What happened? [kidnapper] You have your proof of life. Now take the money to the van at the curb. Okay. - Wh-- Wh-- What van? - Van? What van are we talking about? That van there? [kidnapper] Don't point, you idiot! Just casually walk in that direction. Okay. Okay. I'm coming. [kidnapper] Anything out of the ordinary, and the Maharajah dies. Don't do that. Okay, we're coming.