Or maybe the Colonel needed enough money to afford himself a bionic arm.
Murder Mystery 2
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[Delacroix] Mesdames et messieurs...
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That wasn't blood that I saw on the elephant handler's robe. It was henna. And it was your henna that never had time to dry the night of the murder. Oh my God! The sister did it! Oh snap! Come on. This is lunacy! You guys, haven't we done this already? I love my brother. I mean, what reason would I have to-- Maybe because your parents gave him the family business, even though you're the smart one, and he's the Jet Skiing rapper wannabe with no skill at all?
Murder Mystery 2
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[distorted voice] We have the Maharajah.
Murder Mystery 2
1.3s
[gasps]
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Why are you all dressed up? We read online there was a dress code. We couldn't get into Tavern on the Green 'cause I was wearing shorts one time. - Wh-- Where is everybody? - Yeah. We bought out the restaurant so we wouldn't be disturbed. You do understand the idea of doing this in public is so there are actually people around? - How did you even get these clothes? - And you got your hair done? Look, we had a situation, all right? There was a moat, and then we did... I don't have to explain myself, okay? We'll be the ones who ask the questions. How's that? - Go ahead. Ask the questions. - Let's review the suspects, shall we? [sighs] Get comfortable. Let's start with Saira Govindan. Me? [Audrey] Mm. I defended you.
Murder Mystery 2
3.2s
[Nick laughing] Oh!
Murder Mystery 2
10.2s
Although she has nothing on this one. My God. - Okay. - Okay. I'll see you in a second. $10,000, you can have one night with her. I'm kidding, you sick bastard.
Murder Mystery 2
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With the Maharajah gone, you can embezzle all the money you want to cover all those paternity suits for your 2,000 children. I say we make it 2,001, huh? Get out of my face. Disgusting pig. Claudette Joubert. Joubert. Parisian shopgirl desperate for money.
Murder Mystery 2
1.2s
[horn tooting]
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6.2s
[man grunts] - No! Oh my God! - Now I'm very confused! - [Audrey] Oh no. Who's that guy? - [Nick] This guy? Oh my God!
Murder Mystery 2
3.3s
Okay, we went through everybody.
Murder Mystery 2
2.1s
The ring. The rings of love.
Murder Mystery 2
2.2s
[scoffs] Americans. [chuckles]
Murder Mystery 2
3.9s
Do you know any couples who also work together that actually get along?
Murder Mystery 2
1.3s
What's up? What's up?
Murder Mystery 2
6.9s
- Oh my God! - Okay, that's good. That's your stuff. Yeah. Do you see this? - I've never seen anything-- - All right.
Murder Mystery 2
4s
Babe, are you taking a nap? I'm tired, too, so let's, uh...