This goes wherever we go now. You understand? I don't know where the-- - No! - What happened? - Hello? We're offline? Stand by. Take us to the Maharajah now. What do you think of that? Chop off his hand. - Chop off my hand? - What? - [kidnapper] Yes! - No! Hatchet! - Find the key. - I do know where the key is. - Look in here. - No, no, no. Shoot. - Shoot, I can't find it. - Check your other pockets! Son of a gun! I can't seem to pull the trigger on finding the key. - [Audrey] What are you talking about? - Your gun! Shoot this asshole!
But what about the Colonel? What's his motive? Well, maybe he just is sick of working for rich people 'cause you guys suck.
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There really is no end to your bad decision-making, is there?
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[scoffs] Why is that interesting? [Nick] Yes, why is that interesting? You know, I never saw you during the welcome dance. And then you just kind of showed up right after the elephant arrived. Yeah. I was... I was getting a drink. [laughs] Honey, I was a hairdresser, and I know a thing or two about dyes, and once henna sets, it doesn't smear.
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["King Dee Wedding" begins to play]
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[Nick] Oh no. [newsreader continues in French] - [Audrey] Wait. What? No! - [Nick] What the-- I didn't take a cheese knife. I took the cheese! Why did you grab it? Why did you have cheese? I had cheese because I had the hookah munchies, and it was good cheese. That knife never left the room, Nick. But it did leave the room. Maybe they stole the knife so they could deepfake us. - Our fingerprints are all over it! - C'est caca! - We did not do this. - [French accent] Television say bullshit! - We're not capable of doing anything... - Nous sommes innocents! - Innocents! - ...like this. Like, uh, opposite of O.J.! [Audrey] We would never do this. - I swear! I promise you! - No. [all gasp]
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- She's caving in. - Just wait. No. Go ahead. Okay, I do agree.
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No, you know, I just... I'm so used to my husband just eating off my plate, so it's sort of become a habit. But, no, you're absolutely right. I don't need this. No, no, no! Don't put it back.
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I think I can clear that. Nick, three meters is, like, ten feet. I had the high school record for the long jump. And I'm not kidding. I went further than that back in the day. - Hmm. Did you? - Yeah. What'd they call you back then? "Nicky Long Legs"? You're mocking me? [Audrey] You're not gonna make that jump. It doesn't make me feel good to prove you wrong, but I'm gonna. - All right? - [Audrey] Mm-hmm.
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[fighting grunts]
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She's been jealous of me ever since we met. - Really? I can imagine why. - I can imagine. But still, she was my best friend. - Right. - [Nick] Sure. - You know? - Yeah. - We were so close. - [Audrey] Oh! And I think I just miss her sometimes.
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Can't you put on beach waves or something nice? [Nick] The whale noises help me fall asleep. - You took away my Ambien, so... - [Audrey] You know why? Remember the last time you took Ambien? You went sleepwalking into the lobby wearing my underwear, and then you started watering the couch. I don't remember doing that. Look. Doorman took a picture. It's my screen saver.