How's my reasoning, fellow... detectives? - Pretty excellent. None of it was true. - Gorgeous. I was starting to go with it 'cause of the way you phrase things. - I almost believed him. - The accent helps.
Murder Mystery 2
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- [gasps] How? - [Audrey] Surprise! Audrey and Nick! - Smoke rings! How you doing? - Hi! Did you get our Christmas card? I'm fine, and yes. The matching sweaters were a nice touch. - [laughs softly] - That was my idea. So, hey, we need a little bit of help. - We need a lot of help. - [Nick] Yeah.
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- For what? - For what? The real detectives have just arrived. [intense music playing]
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Hi. Kidnapper, how are you? [kidnapper] Is this the man who tried to stop me on my escape? Yes, yes, yes, the man you shot at. Luckily, I got out of the way. [chuckles] Tell me what we can do to get Vik back safely. That's all we really care about. [kidnapper] For the return of the Maharajah, we require $50 million. [splutters] Fifty putos millones? - Sh! - [line clicks] [alarm beeps] Francisco, you think this is The Price Is Right, screaming out numbers? Way too much money for just one guy. Great. Just lost the trace. Thanks. - It's my fault? This guy's yelling shit-- - Why are you yelling at me? - You were directing at me-- - I yelled at that guy! The guy's hammered right now, and I'm catching shit for it! There's the "taking-a-toll-on-the-marriage" thing. Excuse me! At least we are married. Yeah. Calm down. This is how we communicate. We're from New York. Can we remain calm? - I'm sorry. Of course. - We're calm. He wants the money. He's gonna call back. - [Audrey] Relax. - [Nick] Yup. - [phone ringing] - [Nick] Here we go. Okay. - [Miller] Here we go. - Got this! Forty-five seconds starts again now. Sorry about that, man. A lot of anxious people here. One drunk guy. We all got that friend. [kidnapper] The price just went up to 60. [groaning] They say, "Great. No problem." [kidnapper] You will bring $60 million in untraceable bearer bonds to the Arc de Triomphe in Paris at 8:00 p.m. tomorrow night and wait with this phone for further instructions. Hello, excuse me. I'm so sorry to interrupt. But we are going to need unequivocal evidence that the hostage is still alive. [kidnapper] You will receive proof of life before the exchange. - Cool. - Thank you very much. [kidnapper] Arc de Triomphe, 8:00 p.m., or the Maharajah dies.
Murder Mystery 2
2m10s
It's back in Jersey. Let's just have a civilized conversation. [pilot] See you never, Shitzes! - Oh my God! Where did he-- - Oh my God! Oh-- Oh my-- ["Spellbinding" by The Smashing Pumpkins plays] ♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪ ♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪ ♪ 'Cause nobody else could ever mind you Ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪ ♪ Can you feel this? ♪ ♪ I can feel it for you tomorrow ♪ ♪ It's all in, baby ♪ ♪ Looks all hazy ♪ ♪ So I've gone crazy ♪ ♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪ ♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪ ♪ 'Cause nobody else could ever mind you Ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪ ♪ Through, through this ♪ ♪ Right while I was writing my own song ♪ ♪ Raise your eyes and glass ♪ ♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪ ♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪ ♪ 'Cause nobody else could ever mind you Ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Take me away ♪ ♪ Take me away ♪
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Step back, or this money goes. I don't believe you.
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- [Susan shrieks] - Get down!
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I have a message.
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[Nick screams, grunts]
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[groaning]
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2s
- [machines beeping] - [Colonel] They're here.
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[beeping]
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Oh shit! [Nick] Are you literally hitting everything?
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- Bye-bye. - Au revoir! Sorry about your sister being a psycho, by the way. Ah, don't worry about it. She's a real piece of shit. - Yes, she was. - [both] Yeah. - [Nick] Okay. - Honey, I'm really ready to go home. - Yes, I am too. - I'm really ready.
Murder Mystery 2
23.2s
Oh shit. Get in the van. We'll give you the money in exchange for the Maharajah. He's not far. Get in the van. - Don't get in the van! - [Claudette speaking French] - That wasn't part of the deal. - Number three. Don't get in the van. Get in the van, or I'll shoot you both in the stomach, take you to the countryside, and feed you to the swine. - Okay. Let's get in the van. - Okay, okay, okay. Okay, sorry. Yes, yes, yes, yes.