[chuckles] - Don't you ever try anything like that. - [Nina] Mom, that was-- that was awesome, actually. I-- [chuckles, stammers] "Beer me"? [chuckles] Mmm. Let's get, uh, out of here before I get too competitive - and start kicking ass at beer pong. - Oh, my God. I wonder what that looks like. [tour guide] I hope you all enjoyed seeing the library. First time for me too. [laughs] - Hey, guys. Look. There's a tour. - [tour guide] And you know... Let's slip in the back and pretend like we were a part of the group all along. - Do we have to? - [Dan] Yeah. We're here to support your sister. If you're questioning that, you get to strap on Max. - Let's go. - Next up, we'll head on over to visit our state-of-the-art athletic facilities.
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- I wonder what's going on in your mind. - [laughs] It's just-- I don't know. Another blast from the past. Oh. You think you can still do it? No. Not unless I wanted to end up in the hospital. It's just-- [inhales sharply] It's funny to think how different my life would be if I hadn't torn my ACL. - Well, do you want it to be different? - No. God, no. It's just-- [inhales sharply] You know, it's just strange. You've never even met that version of me. You just know Jessica, the physical therapist. Well, I love every version of you. - Yeah? - Yeah. Especially that keg stand one. - It was so freaking hot. - [laughs] - Yeah? - Oh, my God.
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- Don't answer that. Oh, my. - [chuckles] God. You have been acting so weird this whole trip. But I gotta tell you, I'm kind of into spontaneous Dan. Well, you know, Jess. I mean, we all have different versions of ourselves. - And sometimes, you just-- - Yeah. - That guy with the gold chain. - Um... He wasn't with the group before.
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[Gold Chain speaks German] Well, they grow up fast, huh? Which one is yours?
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I liked you better before. Plus, he-- he treats you like shit. You deserve more.
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Is that-- Is that, like, genuine concern for my feelings? - No. God, no. Gross. - [laughs]
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Did you ever have sex on the pole-vault mat? [gasps] Uh...
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- Okay. - What's he doing? [stammers]
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Whoo! Whoo!
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[retches] Oh, that's normal, honey. Everybody barfs their first time. [breathing heavily] Give me one second.