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Look at you. You're in withdrawal. Can you really not go, like, one day without blowing people's brains out? I have a brand to manage. A desensitized cog in the violence-obsessed capitalist machine is a brand? Oh, good. Trevor's here. [stammers] Do you even remember what your own personality is like? No.
The Family Plan
1m18s
[groans] [gasps] Oh, my God. - Jesus. - Oh, my God. [babbles, laughs] - [Jess] Where are we? - [Dan] Iowa. - [Jess] Iowa? - [Dan] Yeah. Wait. Did you drive all night? Well, what can I say? I was so damn excited... [inhales sharply] ...I couldn't sleep. I mean, I kept getting second winds. More like fifth winds. - And then, before you know it, bam. - God. We're in Iowa City. That's not a real cow, honey. - Okay? - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Did you just say we're in Iowa City? - Oh, my God. - [Dan] Yes, honey. That means we're like-- we're literally, like, half an inch from SIU. - We can-- We can stop and-- - [groans] We are not gonna stop and see Trevor, okay? - Mmm. - [Nina] Actually, I meant that I wanted to see campus, but whatever. Oh. Right. 'Cause you're really interested in seeing the facilities. - Yeah. Actually, I am. - Are you serious? Are we gonna argue about this? About you following a boy to college? - I'm not following a boy to col-- - Guys. [Jess] You're gonna go for three months-- - Guys. - It's the college that I want to go to. Obviously, I would want to go see the campus. - [Jess] Why do you wanna go? - [Nina] We're so far from home. This place is gorgeous. How could you not want me to come here? [scoffs, chuckles] I cannot believe that you are encouraging this. Look, it wouldn't hurt for us to be off the road for a bit. Besides, I mean, maybe if we want her to listen to us, we gotta start listening to her more. - Let her look around. It's safe, nice. - Mmm. And besides, it'll-- it'll give us a chance to talk. [marching band playing music]
The Family Plan
35.1s
[chuckles] - Don't you ever try anything like that. - [Nina] Mom, that was-- that was awesome, actually. I-- [chuckles, stammers] "Beer me"? [chuckles] Mmm. Let's get, uh, out of here before I get too competitive - and start kicking ass at beer pong. - Oh, my God. I wonder what that looks like. [tour guide] I hope you all enjoyed seeing the library. First time for me too. [laughs] - Hey, guys. Look. There's a tour. - [tour guide] And you know... Let's slip in the back and pretend like we were a part of the group all along. - Do we have to? - [Dan] Yeah. We're here to support your sister. If you're questioning that, you get to strap on Max. - Let's go. - Next up, we'll head on over to visit our state-of-the-art athletic facilities.
The Family Plan
36.8s
- I wonder what's going on in your mind. - [laughs] It's just-- I don't know. Another blast from the past. Oh. You think you can still do it? No. Not unless I wanted to end up in the hospital. It's just-- [inhales sharply] It's funny to think how different my life would be if I hadn't torn my ACL. - Well, do you want it to be different? - No. God, no. It's just-- [inhales sharply] You know, it's just strange. You've never even met that version of me. You just know Jessica, the physical therapist. Well, I love every version of you. - Yeah? - Yeah. Especially that keg stand one. - It was so freaking hot. - [laughs] - Yeah? - Oh, my God.
The Family Plan
18.1s
- Don't answer that. Oh, my. - [chuckles] God. You have been acting so weird this whole trip. But I gotta tell you, I'm kind of into spontaneous Dan. Well, you know, Jess. I mean, we all have different versions of ourselves. - And sometimes, you just-- - Yeah. - That guy with the gold chain. - Um... He wasn't with the group before.
The Family Plan