Did you ever have sex on the pole-vault mat? [gasps] Uh...
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If this is a joke, it's not funny. It's not a joke. We're going on a family road trip. We need maps. Dude, why don't you just, like, you know-- [imitates beeping] Yeah, Dad. Why? Because he was trying to promote familial bonding... - [Jess] Mm-hmm. - ...through the forcible removal of technology. Look, I need travel help. Isn't this what you do? [sighs] Not for a long time.
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- Okay. - What's he doing? [stammers]
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[Max babbling]
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I liked you better before. Plus, he-- he treats you like shit. You deserve more.
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- Don't answer that. Oh, my. - [chuckles] God. You have been acting so weird this whole trip. But I gotta tell you, I'm kind of into spontaneous Dan. Well, you know, Jess. I mean, we all have different versions of ourselves. - And sometimes, you just-- - Yeah. - That guy with the gold chain. - Um... He wasn't with the group before.
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What do you think, Levon? Are we good? How many points do we have? Looks like you are platinum elite superior diamond members. [chuckles] And I would love to help you today. [chuckles] [both] ♪ Stop, collaborate And listen ♪ ♪ Ice is back With a brand-new invention ♪ ♪ Something grabs A hold of me tightly ♪ ♪ Flow like a harpoon daily And nightly ♪ ♪ Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know ♪ ♪ Turn off the lights and-- And I'll glow ♪ ♪ To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal ♪ - Please stop. Can someone unlock the car? - ♪ A chump like a candle ♪ ♪ Deadly ♪
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Let's go.
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[whistle blows]
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[cheering]
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- I wonder what's going on in your mind. - [laughs] It's just-- I don't know. Another blast from the past. Oh. You think you can still do it? No. Not unless I wanted to end up in the hospital. It's just-- [inhales sharply] It's funny to think how different my life would be if I hadn't torn my ACL. - Well, do you want it to be different? - No. God, no. It's just-- [inhales sharply] You know, it's just strange. You've never even met that version of me. You just know Jessica, the physical therapist. Well, I love every version of you. - Yeah? - Yeah. Especially that keg stand one. - It was so freaking hot. - [laughs] - Yeah? - Oh, my God.
Yours too. All right. Mine too. All of us, okay? Solidarity! Bye! [all] No!
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I think there's a service area to the right.
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[remote beeps]
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What, like you buy your friends? - Look, Samir is a business associate. - Oh, yeah. - Look. At least they're talking. - [Nina] Do you wanna tell Mom and Dad - about all your business endeavors? - I don't give a-- I've got a question for you, Mr. Spontaneous. Without our phones, how are we gonna know where we're going?