- So, Kyllboi, huh? - Hmm. Why didn't you tell us? [stammers] I knew you'd never get it, that you'd just freak out and ban me for even longer. - Here you go. - I wasn't trying to punish you, you know. We just wanted you to have other interests. Make some friends. Be a little bit more normal. I-- I have friends. Okay? Thousands of them. People like me when I'm Kyllboi, okay? I-- I like me. But when I'm Kyle, I-I'm too shy to talk to girls. You know, I'm-- I'm-- I'm not good enough to make the baseball team. I-I'm a nobody. [chuckles] But when I'm Kyllboi, I'm good, Dad. Like-- Like pro-level good.
The Family Plan
27.8s
- [stammers] Let me show you. - Show me what? - [Kyle] What I can do. - Laser tag? - [stammers] - You can't be serious. Single combat, okay? I-I-If I win, I get to start gaming again. If you win, the ban remains. What, I don't get anything? [stammers] Okay, fine. What do you want? A catch. Like we used to. You and me in the backyard, throwing a ball every day for six months. [laughs] Dad, I'm-- I'm not 12. Well, you're gonna smoke me anyway. Right, Mr. Brains and Reflexes? Fine. Good luck. You are so screwed.
The Family Plan
10.1s
[stammers] Look, okay. I-- I know you think it's all just a waste of time, but it takes brains and-- and reflexes. Th-- The Air Force recruits gamers. Yeah. Maybe that's what I'm afraid of.
The Family Plan
7.2s
About the other Dan. [sighs] The Dan I was before we met. Dad? Who you talking to?
The Family Plan
1.6s
[bells on door jingling]
The Family Plan
1.4s
Girls aren't ready yet.
The Family Plan
1.2s
Nobody. Sit down.
The Family Plan
16.4s
- [Valkyrae] What rank are you? - Um-- Uh, Ascendant 3. Damn. Really? That's better than him. - [stammers] That's incredible. - [laughs] - Oh, my. - How long you been playing for? Um, I mean, since the game came out. It's cool your brother's Kyllboi. [scoffs] Is it? Yeah. He's the real deal.
The Family Plan
18.9s
Um, so, is this your... [scoffs] No. Oh, God. No. No, no, no. - I found him. Just over there. - Over there? - Yeah. [laughs] - Just hanging out? - It's time for the finals. - [crowd cheering, clapping] Team Valkyrae and Team iiTzTimmy onto the stage!
The Family Plan
5.1s
Are you up for it? [laughs] The-- The finals? Yeah, this is one of those moments, man. Are you in or out?