DODD: Keep it going for the next performer, my man, Mr. Kumail Nanjiani.
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What's up with you? TERRY: I'm just tired of you thinking you're the only one who gives her things. I gave her that book.
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- [ Applause ] - [ Cheering ]
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KUMAIL: Hello.
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Whatever.
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CUNNINGHAM: Hello, come in. Please, have a seat.
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You've never talked to people about 9/11? No, what's your... What's your stance?
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- This is the book I gave her. - Uh... I'm just gonna clean up Emily's room real quick. BETH: No, I-- I remember. I met her at the Falafel place, and then we went to that bookstore that's hardly ever open, and I bought it for her. TERRY: You're not the only one who gives her things.
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So, uh... 9/11. No, I mean... I've always wanted to have a conversation with... About it. With... people.
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There's another type of marriage. It's called love marriage, and that's bad. My cousin Rehan married an Irish woman, and he was kicked out of the family. Nobody is allowed to talk to him. Why didn't you tell me any of this? Because I didn't think you'd fucking understand, and I was fucking right. You don't think that I could fathom your life in any fucking way? Oh, you think you could understand me? I'm fighting a 1,400-year-old culture. You were ugly in high school. There's a big fucking difference.
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KUMAIL: Can I get you something?
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I'm just gonna stay for a second.
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Yeah, 'cause I don't really have any questions. - No. - Other than... When did you get married? When did you get divorced? What's his name? How tall is he? Did you love him? I guess I have a couple questions. Uh-huh.
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And those are just the people you like.
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Uh, me. What about me? Oh, you know what?
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I go off alone to find the cat. [ Audience laughing ]
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He might've been doing cocaine. Was he doing cocaine recreationally? True cokehead. - Cocaine. - I wonder if he was. [ Audience applauding ] Now, before I bring out the next guy, you guys know tonight is Jell-O shot Tuesday! [ Whoops loudly ]
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And we prayed a lot. Well, not a lot. Just five times a day. [ Audience laughs ] And we marry someone our parents find for us, arranged marriage, you know?