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He might've been doing cocaine. Was he doing cocaine recreationally? True cokehead. - Cocaine. - I wonder if he was. [ Audience applauding ] Now, before I bring out the next guy, you guys know tonight is Jell-O shot Tuesday! [ Whoops loudly ]

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Nobody's on stage? No.

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And we all know what happens after eight Jell-O shots. We urinate all over ourselves and puke. Okay, so I'm gonna bring up the next comic. - Confidence. Poise. - You know this man. Give it up for Mr. Chris Jones! - Smile. - [ Audience cheering ] - DODD: Chris! - He's like if a serial killer fucked an inspirational speaker. He's like Daniel Day-Lewis, except he sucks.

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No day has lived up to that day.

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We know who you are, Kumail.

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Don't you want to move to L.A.? Hang out with Elijah Wood, and shit?

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- [ Applause ] - [ Cheering ]

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Hello?

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KUMAIL: Hello.

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There's a massive infection in her lungs, and all her vitals are elevated.

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Um, I'll tell you about myself.

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You ducking my parents.

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- Well, what about C-Dog? - Who's that?

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[ Whispering ] I'll be right back.

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- AZMAT: Abracadabra. - Okay.

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[ Crying ] Stickers.

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- I will give you something. - Okay.

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Emily's a good person. I'm not saying she's not. All I'm saying is, this is the universe telling you, "Seize your moment. "Be a little selfish and pursue your career." Bob Dalavan's gonna be here on Thursday. If you get the Montreal Comedy Festival, it would change things for you.

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