I was in bed with my girlfriend, and I was trying to mansplain to her that, you know, we...
The Big Sick
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We are on one little rock orbiting one star in a galaxy of a billion stars in a universe... full of a billion galaxies.
The Big Sick
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You guys don't know how tough it is not to struggle. It's-- It's a struggle succeeding effortlessly. - Did he say anything about me? - Sure.
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I would've noticed you. [ Chuckles ]
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I am getting, like, a lot of bright fruit. I'd say it's very fruit-forward. Mmm-hmm. It tastes like grape juice that's gone bad. - Like... - [ Laughing ] Yeah. Why do you know so much about wine?
The Big Sick
1.4s
Batting.
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Now, come on.
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What's the whole thing with Muslims growing beards, anyway? It's such an arbitrary thing, right? Like, who decided that, "Oh, we have to have beards." Oh. But you'll do... So, there's a billion of us, and you're the only one with the truth. Is that right? So, the sun is just shining down on you right now. It's just parting. [ Vocalizing ]
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7.3s
- That's a weird thing to say. - Why? I just said what you said, exactly what you said. Yeah, it wasn't weird when I said it.
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- No... - It's okay.
The Big Sick
1.8s
That Craig guy?
The Big Sick
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You should get it looked at. Do you want ice? - I don't need anything. - I can get you a bag of ice. Look, I'm walking on it. I'm totally fine. - I can carry you. - Kumail, seriously, stop. I can carry you the rest of the day. Stop.
The Big Sick
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Or was it Greg? You know, I can never tell with those names.
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- I'm gonna do some research. - Oh, hey. That's the book I gave her.
The Big Sick
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Do you smell that?
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1.4s
This is home.
The Big Sick
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- Emily, just... - Fuck! Five fucking months of red flags.
The Big Sick
6.8s
Tuna's always a gamble, but, you know, we're not by the water. Well, we are by the water. But it's a lake.
