Now that the niceties are out of the way, um, I have to tell you that when you yelled at me, it really threw me off, and, uh, you really shouldn't heckle comedians. It's so rude. I didn't heckle you.
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Is Pakistan in the house?
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Heroin's doing the heavy lifting.
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And I also feel completely overwhelmed by you.
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Aren't you supposed to be, like, able to deal with this better than you are right now? I am expressing myself!
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Why so many? I mean, is that-- is that normal? Yes. It's standard for patients in the ICU.
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I don't want to put pressure on you.
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You've met these women? Just with my parents and stuff, but we haven't, like...
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They're not in Pakistan.
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Are you judging Pakistan's Next Top Model or something? - [ Laughs ] No. - Seriously. - Who are these women? - Okay, um...
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We met in college.
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Well, they live in the suburbs, and, uh, you know, I don't really see them very much.
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But you're not serious about this, are you? It's my mom's thing. I just go along with it.
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I just whoo-hoo'd you. It was supportive. Okay, that's a common misconception. But yelling anything at a comedian is considered heckling. Heckling doesn't have to be negative. So, if I-- If I yelled out, like, "You're amazing in bed!" - [ Laughs ] - That'd be a heckle? Yeah. It would be an accurate heckle. - Cool. - Whoa.
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We are on one little rock orbiting one star in a galaxy of a billion stars in a universe... full of a billion galaxies.
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So, listen, my parents are going - to be in town this weekend. - Oh, that's great. Will you maybe want to come and meet them for lunch?
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These are women in Pakistan who want to marry you?