Since I'm a member of the family, it would stand to reason that I would get a vote in whether or not I get kicked out, and that vote would have to be unanimous, standard parliamentary procedure. So, all those in favor of not kicking Kumail out of the family, raise your hand.
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- I heard pimpin' ain't easy. - Right.
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Okay, you're giving me the silent treatment.
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KUMAIL: But you liked it, huh? Yeah. I mean...
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"Kumail, how did you become so much more handsome "than your brother NAVEED?" Bullshit. [ Bangs table ]
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Yeah, I heard him leave this morning.
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You're gonna know the woman that you want to spend the rest of your life with when you cheat on her.
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It just feels totally different now.
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Have fun.
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So, today is actually tomorrow, earlier tonight was yesterday, so two days. You see, I don't date time-nerds, so that really takes you off the table. [ Laughing ] That works out 'cause I am a hardcore time-nerd. Yeah, I can tell. I'm, like, very strict about a.m./p.m. stuff and...
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But I don't know what I believe.
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I'm seven years old.
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Hi. I like your cane.
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I like that you bring it up as if you've never brought it up before. How's the stand-up coming, Bhai?
The Big Sick
2.6s
Let's talk about... So, are you from out of town, ma'am?
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[ Chuckles ] Ah, I'm sorry. It's very rude to heckle comedians. Oh, that wasn't a heckle. I just kind of whoo-hoo'd for you. Well, see, that's a common misconception. Heckling doesn't have to be negative. So if I was like, "Oh, my God, you're amazing in bed!" - That would be a... - [ Audience laughing ] ...heckle? Yeah, and now you're getting more laughs than me, and I don't like that. Do you want to come up, do my job?
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Have you seen him? Or her? I mean, I don't... I don't know what your deal is, but... Yeah, I've seen him. [ "My Love" by The Bird and the Bee playing ]
