If I told them "I want to be a doctor," they'd be like, "Bullshit."
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Every day, they have a party celebrating Garfield.
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No day has lived up to that day.
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KUMAIL: So, the first time I came to America, I was, like, 14, and I was just visiting my uncle in New York, and it just happened to be Thanksgiving.
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My first day in America, my uncle took me to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. [ Audience laughing ] And I was like, "This is every day in America!"
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- KUMAIL: Let's do it. - Let's do it. - Okay. - All right. - See you later, dudes. - Let's do it. - See you. - Hey, we'll text. - Ooh, sorry. - Yeah, please do.
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Satte Pe Satta.
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I will.
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Dad, can I ask you something?
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As advertised.
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...it was nice to have you as my son.
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Okay.
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Why you asking? I was just curious.
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Her favorite song.
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[ Singing in Hindi ]
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Good-bye forever.
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Nobody's on stage? No.
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And we all know what happens after eight Jell-O shots. We urinate all over ourselves and puke. Okay, so I'm gonna bring up the next comic. - Confidence. Poise. - You know this man. Give it up for Mr. Chris Jones! - Smile. - [ Audience cheering ] - DODD: Chris! - He's like if a serial killer fucked an inspirational speaker. He's like Daniel Day-Lewis, except he sucks.
