Gets really itchy. I've tried. - It's all patchy. - Oh, is it itchy? - I know I sound like a baby. - Well, try being a man and conditioning like I do.
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What are these scars?
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I thought only old people had those. Well, I'm from Pakistan, and we're still fighting some battles you guys have already won.
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CHRIS: Hi.
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When I was a kid, piece of chalk and a pavement, and that's your entertainment. Hopscotch. Tic-tac-toe.
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Send.
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SIRI: That may be beyond my abilities at the moment. Fuck. No. [ Eerie music playing ]
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SIRI: What do you want to say to... You up, period.
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[ Woman screaming on TV ]
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Yeah. Well, did you think it was gonna be a flat, inflatable mattress?
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Oh, wow. That is totally, uh, an inflated mattress.
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Okay, so, basically, the dead start rising. - Mmm-hmm. - And the good guys, um...
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Oh, they're, uh, smallpox vaccination.
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No, it's a shoes-off bed.
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I cleaned that earlier this year, so...
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What were you like in high school?
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Oh, wow. Hey. I should... I should... Run on out. Wow, that's cool. I haven't been to a comedy club since... Oh, boy. Since the '80s, right? Rita Rudner over at Caroline's. - Remember that, hon? - Christ. I... A pleural effusion of the empyema. Maybe we should go, huh? Maybe we should go to Kumail's show. What do you think? - Wouldn't that be fun? - Oh, my God!
