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Who's Bob Dalavan? Bob Dalavan works for the Montreal Comedy Festival, you fucking doof. - He's here? - CJ: Yes. Don't you want to get noticed?

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Don't you want to move to L.A.? Hang out with Elijah Wood, and shit?

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So, these are my real journals, honestly. And this is the woman who wrote them. - Poor gal. - [ Audience laughs ] Yeah. She-- She has no idea that, like, giant titties are about to sprout and change her life dramatically.

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Bob Dalavan.

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♪ Somethin's wrong 'cause my mind is fading ♪ ♪ And everywhere I look there's a dead end waiting ♪ ♪ Temperature's dropping at the rotten oasis ♪ ♪ Stealing kisses from the leprous faces ♪ ♪ Got a devil's haircut in my mind ♪ ♪ Got a devil's haircut in my mind ♪ ♪ Got a devil's haircut in my mind... ♪

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So, uh, thank you, guys... There's no bad crowds, dude, only bad comedians. You complain about the crowd, like, all the time. Yeah, like, that's when they're really bad. That's, like, 90% of the time they're really bad. Look, will you just watch and give me notes tonight? All right? If we both give each other notes, I think it helps. Your notes are just, "Add more fucks into the bit." - That doesn't help anybody. - Hey, fuck's a funny word. It's soft on the top, and it's hard on the end. That was truly horrible. - That was so bad. - What happened? - Just watch. - I'll watch, give you notes. - All right. Thank you. - Hey, that was great. No, he didn't even crack a smile. - I thought I was gonna puke. - Who?

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I mean, we played cricket, which is just a spicier version of baseball.

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I grew up in Pakistan. And people are always asking me, "What was that like?" [ Scattered laughter ] Really not that different from here.

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Um, I'll tell you about myself.

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- Emily's parents are here. - Aunts, aunts, aunts, aunts. - Tonight? Why? - Get it? 'Cause it's "aunt." It's "aunts." It's "aunts." All right, forget it. All right. [ Audience laughing ] Uh, is anybody here from out of town?

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You're fantastic.

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Not quite sure what part you were laughing at.

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I was visiting someone down the hall, and I was, like, I'll just pop in - and say hi to Emily. - Oh. No, I'm joking. I'm here for you.

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Uh, Terry. Terry. And, uh, who's this lovely lady next to you? Oh, my God. That's Emily's dad. Is that cloth? Little terry cloth? - [ Scattered laughter ] - It's Beth. Beth. That's pretty close. Why would he do this? Terry, Beth, where you guys from? - We're from North Carolina. - Ooh. North Carolina. Tar Heel state. - Stop. Stop it. - Oh. Home of Krispy Kreme donuts. What brings you to Chicago?

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Our daughter's in a coma.

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Yeah, they've got waffle fries and, um...

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- And then... - Stonehenge.

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Who's Bob Dalavan? Bob Dalavan works for the Montreal Comedy Festival, you fucking doof. - He's here? - CJ: Yes. Don't you want to get noticed?

Don't you want to move to L.A.? Hang out with Elijah Wood, and shit?

So, these are my real journals, honestly. And this is the woman who wrote them. - Poor gal. - [ Audience laughs ] Yeah. She-- She has no idea that, like, giant titties are about to sprout and change her life dramatically.

Bob Dalavan.

I mean, we played cricket, which is just a spicier version of baseball.

I grew up in Pakistan. And people are always asking me, "What was that like?" [ Scattered laughter ] Really not that different from here.

Um, I'll tell you about myself.

- [ Applause continues ] - [ Cheering continues ]

- Emily's parents are here. - Aunts, aunts, aunts, aunts. - Tonight? Why? - Get it? 'Cause it's "aunt." It's "aunts." It's "aunts." All right, forget it. All right. [ Audience laughing ] Uh, is anybody here from out of town?

You're fantastic.

Not quite sure what part you were laughing at.

I was visiting someone down the hall, and I was, like, I'll just pop in - and say hi to Emily. - Oh. No, I'm joking. I'm here for you.

Our daughter's in a coma.

Yeah, they've got waffle fries and, um...

- And then... - Stonehenge.